Nikki
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Nikki
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· Nov 14
Gary's review of a Indian takeaway delivery service is a bit unnecessary #rithm
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Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand and deliver.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand and deliver.
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The Romans called the town Ivybridge because the name Forth Bridge was already taken.
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Romans called the town Ivybridge because the name Forth Bridge was already taken.
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
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idgaf what religion you are, just stop murdering people
July 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
idgaf what religion you are, just stop murdering people
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Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
July 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
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Just been reminded of this. Morning all
July 26, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Just been reminded of this. Morning all
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I heard a fascinating song recently and it affected me so deeply that I had no option but to write a thesis on it. Here's page 1
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I heard a fascinating song recently and it affected me so deeply that I had no option but to write a thesis on it. Here's page 1
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For the unfamiliar, Part 1: youtu.be/uWc4wMyL1oI?...
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood... Tributo a George Harrison
YouTube video by GuitarDocs
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July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
For the unfamiliar, Part 1: youtu.be/uWc4wMyL1oI?...
@nickmotown.bsky.social can’t reply to your Prince post but just wanted to say I first saw that when you posted it on the other place. THANK YOU, it’s just astonishing every time I watch it!
July 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@nickmotown.bsky.social can’t reply to your Prince post but just wanted to say I first saw that when you posted it on the other place. THANK YOU, it’s just astonishing every time I watch it!
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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Pretend you're a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your trousers.
July 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Pretend you're a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your trousers.
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The replies to this are fantastic. Funny, poignant, occasionally icky, they are a window into social history, product branding, and surprisingly often, how we memorialise the past. Well worth your time.
At the back of your kitchen cupboard is something pickled or preserved in a jar that you were given for Christmas several years ago that you’ve never quite felt like eating.
Throw it out now.
Throw it out now.
July 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The replies to this are fantastic. Funny, poignant, occasionally icky, they are a window into social history, product branding, and surprisingly often, how we memorialise the past. Well worth your time.
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WIFE: (from other room) what time is it
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
July 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
WIFE: (from other room) what time is it
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
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Locally Sourced Comedy, the new material night, starts again this evening at Little Drop of Poison in Exeter. And they’ve reinstated the alphabetically themed raffle! So here is my contribution, a biologically accurate drawing of an aardvark. It’s FUN, come along if you can. Free entry. 7.30 start.
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Locally Sourced Comedy, the new material night, starts again this evening at Little Drop of Poison in Exeter. And they’ve reinstated the alphabetically themed raffle! So here is my contribution, a biologically accurate drawing of an aardvark. It’s FUN, come along if you can. Free entry. 7.30 start.
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“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
Oh ffs. Apocalypse Now.
January 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Oh ffs. Apocalypse Now.
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Ah, my favourite Sound of Music scene, when Reverend Mother calls Maria a cunt face.
December 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Ah, my favourite Sound of Music scene, when Reverend Mother calls Maria a cunt face.
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While you've all been slaving over Turkey, I've been preparing this Chicken for later.
December 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
While you've all been slaving over Turkey, I've been preparing this Chicken for later.
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Actually it’s Ggrace Dent.
December 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Actually it’s Ggrace Dent.
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Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up
December 1, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up
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I feel sick.
Do any of you have any unusual hobbies?
Do any of you have any unusual hobbies?
December 1, 2024 at 10:46 AM
I feel sick.
Do any of you have any unusual hobbies?
Do any of you have any unusual hobbies?