Explained to a coworker yesterday that the replacement cordless phone at work did not, in fact, have to be set up by I.T. and could just be plugged in and used. They were *baffled*. I have never felt so old! 👵🏻🤣

So, uh. Everything is just super fucking bad, yeah? Yeah.

@cinsensei.bsky.social happy belated! Glad to see you’re getting better! 💜 Even if slower than you’d like.

Been hearing a lot of 2014 era Mumford & Sons in public lately. That’s gotta be one of them Recession Indicators 🤣

@stoneyboboney.bsky.social hi hi, Happy Birthday to you! 🎂🎉💜

I frequently forget this app exists, whoops. Anyway: life is going bad! Had to quit my job, got denied for unemployment. Stressed tf out,🔌🛁 is tempting! (I’m mostly joking, don’t worry). Also there should be a toaster emoji lol

Remember when we had national propaganda campaigns to drink milk? We need to do that to tell fucking (mostly)MEN that headphones exist and to stop blasting their phones in enclosed public places. Please.

Adored the #LeverageRedemption finale! Hoping for another season! 🤞🤞

@destinanniee.bsky.social my order arrived on my birthday! I love them so much! 💜

Saw some ladies in NYC! (Punk rock rubber duck gender is unconfirmed lol)

Haven’t used this site in so long that I was still following Neil Gaiman, whoops. 😬