I have several questions

Thank you.
He is quite fabulous and my comments come from a place of great love.
But also, he is an idiot.

May I present this dashing hound

What do you mean silly?
I'm clearly fabulous

Greetings

A few minutes late but: Merry Christmas to...

Thank you. We think so too.

Totally. Having bookish friends does not prepare you for things like this.
Still, we have this dog and they don't. Win.

He is very aware of exactly how cute he is.
He has the canine equivalent of pretty privilege & gets away with (small, fluffy) murder.
Or, at least, yapping like a pillock at unsociable hours of the day.

Please receive further proof

Gaspode exceedingly agrees with you

"today" could be any day with this one

I'm in danger of getting banned from my local Holland & Barrett.

Whenever I go in, I hold up a jar of this and say make the very obvious joke.