For variety and a hint of realism. Combat literally wouldn't function without it. Like, what even is your argument against it?

I mean, dice are just rng. Most games have some form of rng.

When I was a kid, the YA librarian would give me Advanced Reader copies to get my opinion on. I always felt like I was in a special secret club. Those are some fond memories. I hope your book is a fucking smash hit.

Despite masculinity being forced on me at every turn, I was always told I wasn't man enough. Then suddenly everyone was losing their minds when a bitch started estrogen. Can't do man right, can't do woman right, so wtf do they want from me?

I get so turned on when I see those sexually suggestive goblin cheeks

Are you of the mind that Walmart will just absorb the cost?

You do realize those books contain dubious content, right? A child might not notice, but a fully grown adult ought to have the critical analysis skills to realize it. It sucks that your fond memories of it are tainted. Happens to the best of us. Go read Earthsea

Am I missing something I can laugh at and bully people over?

Am I missing out on anything important by not understanding what this means?

Yareli, my beloved

Pray tell, is immortality truly worth a retroactive cuckening?

It's retroactive. You lose all memories from a single year of your life, as now the genie lived that year in your place. The genie worked your job, went on that Bahamas vacation with your wife, and even made passionate love to her, all in your stead.

I have my mood stabilizer and my body is ready. Come unto me, Lord

Oh, I don't know about that. I've been under lots of people

Goddamn, this is cool.

Goddamn this bitch is clocky for a cis gal