Chicago Area Man
@nik44.bsky.social
The Chicago Wolves are a professional hockey team
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Excellent article about how horrible this is and how screwed our society probably is right now harpers.org/archive/2025...
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Excellent article about how horrible this is and how screwed our society probably is right now harpers.org/archive/2025...
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
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Scaring the hoes so I can harvest their adrenochrome
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Scaring the hoes so I can harvest their adrenochrome
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Megyn Kelly actually called child rape "being into the barely legal type"
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Megyn Kelly actually called child rape "being into the barely legal type"
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When the actions of Aaron Bushnell prove ineffective at sparking real change from our lawmakers & elite, the alleged actions of Luigi Mangione become necessary.
May 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
When the actions of Aaron Bushnell prove ineffective at sparking real change from our lawmakers & elite, the alleged actions of Luigi Mangione become necessary.
Now, more than ever perhaps!
Please, won't anybody just try to impress Jodie Foster?
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Now, more than ever perhaps!
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poor children literally went without food. people lost jobs and went into debt and got evicted and sold their cars they need to get to work. people who otherwise would have lived longer will die younger because of the stress of this. people did things for money they can't undo
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
poor children literally went without food. people lost jobs and went into debt and got evicted and sold their cars they need to get to work. people who otherwise would have lived longer will die younger because of the stress of this. people did things for money they can't undo
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don't blame me i advocated for the power of incredible violence
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
don't blame me i advocated for the power of incredible violence
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
Does anybody I know in NYC want to mail me a "Hamas for Mamdani" sticker?
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Does anybody I know in NYC want to mail me a "Hamas for Mamdani" sticker?
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Please, won't anybody just try to impress Jodie Foster?
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Please, won't anybody just try to impress Jodie Foster?
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The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
My Message to Muslim New Yorkers — and Everyone Who Calls This City Home.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
@jonbois.bsky.social I'd be curious to back-test what would happen if every punt in the NFL was worth 1 point to the team being punted to. Wonder how much that changes the analytics & strategy. 🤷♂️
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social I'd be curious to back-test what would happen if every punt in the NFL was worth 1 point to the team being punted to. Wonder how much that changes the analytics & strategy. 🤷♂️
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my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer
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The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass
She up suckin' it in ways that confound the non-believers.
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
She up suckin' it in ways that confound the non-believers.
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Too many outlets are asking if an AI has feelings and not enough outlets are asking if an AI can be charged with murder.
August 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Too many outlets are asking if an AI has feelings and not enough outlets are asking if an AI can be charged with murder.
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unless youre a zionist it is extremely easy to separate judaism and zionism
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
unless youre a zionist it is extremely easy to separate judaism and zionism
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The mark of the devil is normal to me
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The mark of the devil is normal to me
I've shit my pants in ways that would make a lesser man go blind.
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I've shit my pants in ways that would make a lesser man go blind.