Will
nightwater.bsky.social
Will
@nightwater.bsky.social
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I enjoy films and I won't shut up, don't hold it against me.
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I'm always thrown a bit when folks say that Defunctland's Disney videos are "mean", because for my money they're not mean enough by half. I feel like they often drift into uncritical genuflection upon Disney's legacy and end up skimming over stuff that REALLY warrants more attention than it's given.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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me when i add walnuts, goat's cheese and spinach to my £1 Iceland pizza
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Look if you didn't want the Akira slide in everything maybe it shouldn't be sick as fuck
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What is it about watching sports that perfectly normal become entirely willing to shout things at the TV 😒
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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this is called "doing a streeting" which is to position yourself firmly on the wrong side of an issue for no reason and to no one's benefit
Wes Streeting has defended Lord Peter Mandelson’s relationship with the late Jeffrey Epstein after it was revealed the Labour peer called the convicted paedophile his 'best pal'

Wes Streeting defends Lord Peter Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
www.thenational.scot
September 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I'm hype
Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've been in a real reading slump this year but for whatever reason today the dam burst and I read 150 pages in nearly almost one sitting. Feeling a bit more positive! #booksky 📚💙
August 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."'

variety.com/2025/film/fe...
August 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm hearing rumblings of some people I follow going back to Twitter (after already establishing themselves on Bluesky) and I'm left feeling kinda hopeless.
August 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Graham Linehan ruined his own life by walking down a path of hatred but forgetting to first become a billionaire writing beloved children’s books and THEN walking down a path of hatred
August 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I decided to watch Krull and I don't know why I did this to myself. It's such a bad film.
August 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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July 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hellboy: The Crooked Man was truly atrocious #hellboy #films
Worst movie you’ve seen in the last 10 years?
July 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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tumblr giving the evil irish vampire from Sinners the sexyman treatment is both completely predictable and kind of insane to me. like you have Michael B Jordan right there
June 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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More of this tone please 😏
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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A preview of my very serious def not a joke book about AI and ethics
June 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Hot take: saying “unalive”, “sewer side”, “grape” etc. is an example of complying in advance
June 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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out of all the horrifying things said in The Magnus Archives, none have ever driven the terror into my bones as much as

"Then we moved to Cheadle. And before you ask no, that's not Cheadle, the suburb of Manchester, but Cheadle, the suburb of Stoke-on-Trent"
May 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Seeing this little cutie safe and making a new friend means everything to me
May 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Me: What games should I run?
Quinns:
a man says " everything " in front of a star wars poster
Alt: Luthen from Andor says "everything!"
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM