I didn't even know who he is before this point, and yet everything he says is absolutely right.

That's the bedroom you give to someone that you're subtly trying to tell to move out.

I'm dying at that random door in a wall you can literally walk around in a 'main foyer' that is a tiny room in the middle of the house. It's like something I'd do when making a house in The Sims just to be a dumbass.

If he does, it would be hilarious if Obama just kept it constantly booked.

I feel a mighty need to commission our local event cookiemaker and see if she can make me an army of caterpillars now...

Saves lives? Last night I literally saw a video of a cybertruck on autopilot sending a deer in the road flying and it didn't even slow down after killing it. The driver had to manually attempt to intervene and couldn't stop in time. Imagine that but it's a woman crossing the street with her child.

I'm still mad that they cut out the drunk pilot falling off the roof in that one episode where Homer sneaks into a pilot bar. That was one of the funniest gags in the episode.

I have an idea...

Why is 'uncanny valley trees' a thing, and how have they managed this every Christmas?

I almost got that calendar for myself this year!

Mumblecore sounds like a music genre where they're allegedly singing in English but no one can understand what they're saying because the artist was drunk when they recorded.

I find it horrifying that I grew up watching the history channel, Medal of Honor games, Schindler's List, etc. and having it hammered in me how horrible the Nazis were because my dad had a hyperfixation on WWII history, only for my dad to now be like, "No, this is all fine, actually."

She's going to take it apart with her teeth now and rebuild it into a bright orange dam in the swimming pool later.

Anyone remember a decade ago when Call of Duty Ghosts came out and one of the biggest complaints about that game was that America fighting a war in 2028 against all of South America with Venezuela as their leader sounded absurd?

That looks like something that would appear in an early dungeon and spam Thundara on my party.

Oh good, something to read so I don't have to talk to my family today when they're being annoying!

Gladiators were doing this long before either of those books/films.

Oh my god, this image just awoke a latent memory in me of my grandfather having one of those. We used to put tootsie rolls inside the can and pretend they were people inside of a car crusher.