Nick
@nickgerlock.bsky.social
> When the homie remains intransigent
To me it is truly humbling that despite our mastery of audio/visual technology, we cannot synthesize smell at all. We are no closer to "shazam for smell" now than in 1000BC
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
To me it is truly humbling that despite our mastery of audio/visual technology, we cannot synthesize smell at all. We are no closer to "shazam for smell" now than in 1000BC
Had dream where I was at a wedding and everyone started doing a dance where you join arms and skip around the room, and the dance was called Uncle Power
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Had dream where I was at a wedding and everyone started doing a dance where you join arms and skip around the room, and the dance was called Uncle Power
Reposted by Nick
You’ll want to get in on the ground floor and follow this account. Here are my cats
April 27, 2023 at 8:50 PM
You’ll want to get in on the ground floor and follow this account. Here are my cats
Reposted by Nick
Bluesky has been announced a data breach. Please change your password by posting your existing one below
April 27, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Bluesky has been announced a data breach. Please change your password by posting your existing one below
There is a strange obsession online with "lost media", as if a song/movie/TV show is inherently interesting just because you can't find it anymore. You know what else is lost media? The sound of your grandmother's laughter. We are all dust in the wind
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November 19, 2024 at 4:05 AM
There is a strange obsession online with "lost media", as if a song/movie/TV show is inherently interesting just because you can't find it anymore. You know what else is lost media? The sound of your grandmother's laughter. We are all dust in the wind
I’ve gotta get my account up and running here, but I’ll need some startup capital. $1,000,000 should do it
November 14, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I’ve gotta get my account up and running here, but I’ll need some startup capital. $1,000,000 should do it
✅ Bluesky has now added swear words such as shit and piss
September 20, 2023 at 10:58 PM
✅ Bluesky has now added swear words such as shit and piss
What’s up everybody. I’ve been trying to get back on this site for a couple weeks but every time I’ve tried to log it has failed to load
August 18, 2023 at 5:50 PM
What’s up everybody. I’ve been trying to get back on this site for a couple weeks but every time I’ve tried to log it has failed to load
I feel like I’m seeing too many posts on this site. Could we maybe limit it to like 10/hr?
July 1, 2023 at 8:41 PM
I feel like I’m seeing too many posts on this site. Could we maybe limit it to like 10/hr?
Telling my boss I can’t come in to work because I have been destroyed entirely
April 29, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Telling my boss I can’t come in to work because I have been destroyed entirely
I hate an “a lot of us are worried about you” mf
April 29, 2023 at 1:51 AM
I hate an “a lot of us are worried about you” mf
Tbh the only reason I signed up for bluesky early enough to now have an account was so that I could get the handle “nick”. But that was immediately taken so I now wander the earth with no purpose
April 29, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Tbh the only reason I signed up for bluesky early enough to now have an account was so that I could get the handle “nick”. But that was immediately taken so I now wander the earth with no purpose
“Skeet” is stupid, not because it’s crass, but because it harkens too much to Twitter. “Tweet” was also stupid. Let’s just call them posts
April 29, 2023 at 1:43 AM
“Skeet” is stupid, not because it’s crass, but because it harkens too much to Twitter. “Tweet” was also stupid. Let’s just call them posts
Nice work everyone 👍
I got an invitation so I thought I’d check it out. Then immediately got some rude replies so I asked about blocking. Then I started stuff about people wanting to kill me and I said I wasn’t even sure what the point of controversy was.
April 28, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Nice work everyone 👍
Looks like DMs just don’t exist yet? I assume this was done to prevent you all from gossiping behind my back
April 28, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Looks like DMs just don’t exist yet? I assume this was done to prevent you all from gossiping behind my back
(Arriving at Lamaze class) I’m ready to fuck shit up
April 28, 2023 at 12:27 AM
(Arriving at Lamaze class) I’m ready to fuck shit up
Do not show me a screenshot of a tweet on this app. Let the old world die, that we may create a new one which is bad in a slightly different way
April 27, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Do not show me a screenshot of a tweet on this app. Let the old world die, that we may create a new one which is bad in a slightly different way
We uncirc’d brothers need to stick together. If you are uncircumcised, please give me a follow
April 27, 2023 at 10:43 PM
We uncirc’d brothers need to stick together. If you are uncircumcised, please give me a follow
Bluesky has been announced a data breach. Please change your password by posting your existing one below
April 27, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Bluesky has been announced a data breach. Please change your password by posting your existing one below
You’ll want to get in on the ground floor and follow this account. Here are my cats
April 27, 2023 at 8:50 PM
You’ll want to get in on the ground floor and follow this account. Here are my cats
Can’t wait to ruin this site
April 27, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Can’t wait to ruin this site
Large, heaving breasts
April 27, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Large, heaving breasts