Nick G-B
@nickgb.bsky.social
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Seattle (he/him)
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Between the fifteen wars he stopped, the megatons of fentanyl he blew up in the Caribbean, and the six million serial killers he's deported, Trump has saved at least thirty billion American lives, and he'll save another fifty billion next year!
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Between the fifteen wars he stopped, the megatons of fentanyl he blew up in the Caribbean, and the six million serial killers he's deported, Trump has saved at least thirty billion American lives, and he'll save another fifty billion next year!
Here's a good follow up question: if there weren't survivors, why do a second strike? You can even do it in the few good men "why the two orders" formula that has been so dead on in this saga.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Here's a good follow up question: if there weren't survivors, why do a second strike? You can even do it in the few good men "why the two orders" formula that has been so dead on in this saga.
This news will spawn a million AI headlines like "the secret connection between death standing and Disney" and I hate all of this
Hideo Kojima has been cast as Paul Moldebrandt in the Japanese version of 'Zootopia 2'
It's his first voice acting role in an animated film
(via Famitsu)
It's his first voice acting role in an animated film
(via Famitsu)
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This news will spawn a million AI headlines like "the secret connection between death standing and Disney" and I hate all of this
Watching this Knife Edge show on AppleTV+InfinitePlusWithoutAdsOrWhatever
They are spotlighting the rich douchebag who backs a restaurant then comes into the kitchen to lecture the chef about "incremental gains."
We need to execute anyone with an MBA I fear.
They are spotlighting the rich douchebag who backs a restaurant then comes into the kitchen to lecture the chef about "incremental gains."
We need to execute anyone with an MBA I fear.
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Watching this Knife Edge show on AppleTV+InfinitePlusWithoutAdsOrWhatever
They are spotlighting the rich douchebag who backs a restaurant then comes into the kitchen to lecture the chef about "incremental gains."
We need to execute anyone with an MBA I fear.
They are spotlighting the rich douchebag who backs a restaurant then comes into the kitchen to lecture the chef about "incremental gains."
We need to execute anyone with an MBA I fear.
Donald the dove...
Anyone who voted for him to keep us out wars should voluntarily give up their voting rights
Anyone who voted for him to keep us out wars should voluntarily give up their voting rights
GOP Rep. Scott Fitzgerald on Venezuela: "If you're in for a penny, you're in for a pound on this. We're in for a pound. The buildup is real."
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Donald the dove...
Anyone who voted for him to keep us out wars should voluntarily give up their voting rights
Anyone who voted for him to keep us out wars should voluntarily give up their voting rights
I wish I could like this, but it's such horse shit. The words "may" and "possibly" are doing all the work here.
Mind-blowingly cool use of AI
“Altogether, these findings are leading us to an extraordinary conclusion: Whales may possess a communication system more intricate than our own, one that possibly predates human language by tens of millions of years.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/o...
“Altogether, these findings are leading us to an extraordinary conclusion: Whales may possess a communication system more intricate than our own, one that possibly predates human language by tens of millions of years.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/o...
Opinion | I’m a Marine Biologist. This Is How I Talk to Whales.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I wish I could like this, but it's such horse shit. The words "may" and "possibly" are doing all the work here.
Sunday Night Football having a philosophical debate over whether you can have a one-man pile. This show has become pure satire.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sunday Night Football having a philosophical debate over whether you can have a one-man pile. This show has become pure satire.
Collinsworth and Tirico tonight got a new pronunciation guide.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Collinsworth and Tirico tonight got a new pronunciation guide.
Hegseth responded: "sounds like he should be named Don CHICKEN," before attempting to high five his imaginary friend and slipping in a pile of his own sick
GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "I don't think Secretary Hegseth would be foolish enough to make this decision to say, 'Kill everybody. Kill the survivors,' because that's a clear violation of the law of war."
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hegseth responded: "sounds like he should be named Don CHICKEN," before attempting to high five his imaginary friend and slipping in a pile of his own sick
No one is saying this. Why do these accounts exist?
"I keep seeing people say that cake is gross. But cake is actually delicious. That's my insightful take, follow please"
"I keep seeing people say that cake is gross. But cake is actually delicious. That's my insightful take, follow please"
I keep seeing people say that Trump will resign. He isn’t going anywhere unless he’s incapacitated or deceased. If he is going down, he will try to take the whole country down with him. And he can only do that provided he’s in power. We are entering a dangerous period in this national nightmare.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
No one is saying this. Why do these accounts exist?
"I keep seeing people say that cake is gross. But cake is actually delicious. That's my insightful take, follow please"
"I keep seeing people say that cake is gross. But cake is actually delicious. That's my insightful take, follow please"
I still can't wrap my head around "nato ambassador Matthew Whitaker", a man whose history was so embarrassing the first time around that I assumed he'd never show his face again. And yet...
NATO Ambassador Matthew Whitaker admits "there's some truth" to the criticism that Putin hasn't made a single concession during negotiations
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I still can't wrap my head around "nato ambassador Matthew Whitaker", a man whose history was so embarrassing the first time around that I assumed he'd never show his face again. And yet...
As I watch this bullshit game, I am reminded of the best Onion article ever. #GoBears
theonion.com/visiting-gor...
theonion.com/visiting-gor...
Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'
ALTOONA, PA–During a campaign stop at an Altoona paper mill Monday, presidential contender Al Gore launched into an unexpected 40-minute tirade against the "not-so-great state of Pennsylvania," callin...
theonion.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As I watch this bullshit game, I am reminded of the best Onion article ever. #GoBears
theonion.com/visiting-gor...
theonion.com/visiting-gor...
Obviously she's right, but I assume the press treats trump like the drunkest kid at a party; they don't want to intervene because they're having too much watching him embarrass himself. "Don't tell him to stop, he's about to do something really crazy now!"
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Obviously she's right, but I assume the press treats trump like the drunkest kid at a party; they don't want to intervene because they're having too much watching him embarrass himself. "Don't tell him to stop, he's about to do something really crazy now!"
The GOP never fails to miss expectations. I thought that we'd have to deal with some clever new tactic on the Epstein list now, but they're really trying shit like, "he probably is just trying to frame the good guys by putting them on his own fake list, that's how you know Trump is good"
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The GOP never fails to miss expectations. I thought that we'd have to deal with some clever new tactic on the Epstein list now, but they're really trying shit like, "he probably is just trying to frame the good guys by putting them on his own fake list, that's how you know Trump is good"
I saw this and immediately tried to guess which of them got caught using a slur.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I saw this and immediately tried to guess which of them got caught using a slur.
I still cannot get over this framing
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I still cannot get over this framing
Do people think that Epstein was running the only game in town?!?
My question is who is doing all the Epsteining for these powerful wealthy men now?
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Do people think that Epstein was running the only game in town?!?
Kinda shocked that we haven't seen more of the "I'm cancelling" posts, when people are usually so eager to do it
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Kinda shocked that we haven't seen more of the "I'm cancelling" posts, when people are usually so eager to do it
My son and I would kill for him
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
My son and I would kill for him
Happy new season of #learnedleague to those who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Happy new season of #learnedleague to those who celebrate!
I've seen a lot of people taking about how they'll lose health insurance and some may die. The people who will die from losing snap don't seem to have the level of visibility. Not saying that makes any decision right, but I think it's worth noting.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I've seen a lot of people taking about how they'll lose health insurance and some may die. The people who will die from losing snap don't seem to have the level of visibility. Not saying that makes any decision right, but I think it's worth noting.
Reposted by Nick G-B
across all wikipedias in all languages, vietnamese wikipedia's "game boy" article is the only place that uses the public domain shots of hillary clinton as a tetris addict taken on air force one
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
across all wikipedias in all languages, vietnamese wikipedia's "game boy" article is the only place that uses the public domain shots of hillary clinton as a tetris addict taken on air force one
So wait, were the original predator movies metaphors with an anti gun message?!?
Don't at me
Don't at me
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
So wait, were the original predator movies metaphors with an anti gun message?!?
Don't at me
Don't at me
I'll never get over the NY Post being mad that Momdani referred to his distant cousin as "auntie," but loved Giuliani who spent a long time referring to his second cousin as "wife."
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'll never get over the NY Post being mad that Momdani referred to his distant cousin as "auntie," but loved Giuliani who spent a long time referring to his second cousin as "wife."