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For Father’s Day be sure to make your dad really uncomfortable by telling him you love him
June 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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When someone says they’ve never seen a man eat a corn dog as a side dish
When you ready to lock in with bae
March 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin.
Antidepressants harder to quit than heroin? Fact-checking RFK Jr.
Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin.
www.npr.org
January 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Did Elon Actually Do A Nazi Salute? Here’s What We Know

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Did Elon Actually Do A Nazi Salute? Here’s What We Know
Yes
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January 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Moe Szyslak hauling ass
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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At the breakfast buffet, and even though I don’t want to, I can’t stop staring at the sandal-wearing old man’s toenails. They’re like Dracula’s eyes
November 27, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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my mother has a medical podcast where she self diagnoses her ailments it’s called my voicemail and it happens every morning at 9 am
November 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Little Brother Exploits Major Design Flaw in LEGO Death Star By Dropping It on the Fucking Ground
Little Brother Exploits Major Design Flaw in LEGO Death Star By Dropping It on the Fucking Ground
Austin managed to exploit a major design flaw in the LEGO Death Star by shattering it all over the goddamn ground.
hard-drive.net
November 11, 2023 at 2:00 AM
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Been over a year since I originally posted this guide to the names of different Mountain Dew-based cocktails. Several people have tried to make all of them which I do not recommend
October 19, 2023 at 2:11 AM
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October 19, 2023 at 12:54 AM
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Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens
Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens
Microsoft Gaming just announced it is bringing one of the most iconic video game characters ever, Mario, to the Xbox.
hard-drive.net
October 12, 2023 at 1:53 PM
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What in the Rumplestiltskin ass shit is this
October 13, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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earlier when i was out walking my dog i saw some other guy walking his dog. and it’s just like, come on man. fuck you
October 18, 2023 at 1:14 AM
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Something Bluesky needs more of is accounts called "The Official News" with verification and millions of followers but it's just some guy named Brad who has eight bucks.
October 18, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Every day we stray further from gods light
October 18, 2023 at 3:00 AM