So long as it isn't the orange ones.

As @bethanyblack.bsky.social pointed out, one potential positive side effect may be abundant renewable energy infrastructure installed to power it before it collapses.

It drives me mad when people adopt the "Oh, you're surprised by this, are you? You rube, you child" pose to appear superior. You can express disapproval without it being a surprise.

"Whomst amongst us has not, at one time or another...?"

In a queue for a gig. Three young lads with gel in their hair wearing designer gear stroll to the front thinking they can charm their way in. It failed. As they slunk to the back of the queue an Irish voice from the queue was heard shouting "Get to fuck, Hollyoaks."

Don't rise to it.

I want to eat the forbidden white chocolate-covered pretzel.

The shelter kitties say hello. There is a three-legged ginger & white purr machine there that was adopted and brought back by careless adopters and if I hadn't just adopted Willow...

Idiot:

"S....liyeey Toosoo
Toosoo .... tiirsada eey
Hadba ..... ....(taps mic) daraneey
Taag....(feedback whine) weligiineey"

Watching their whole football team doing it in unison before an international match is a joy to behold.

The national anthem of Tajikistan is just Jack Douglas shouting "Whoops...wahey...gerroff...pardon?"

Isn't a 'water meadow' basically, well, a pond?

Early Blur: Doe-eyed pretty singer, puppyish bassist, photogenically bookish guitarist, the bloke who drives the van & plays drums.