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Nick Pettigrew
@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
That bloke from off of Twitter. Writes books. Likes cats. That sort of thing.
You can give Ko-Fi donations too, if you fancy it:

https://ko-fi.com/nickpettigrew
So long as it isn't the orange ones.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As @bethanyblack.bsky.social pointed out, one potential positive side effect may be abundant renewable energy infrastructure installed to power it before it collapses.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It drives me mad when people adopt the "Oh, you're surprised by this, are you? You rube, you child" pose to appear superior. You can express disapproval without it being a surprise.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Whomst amongst us has not, at one time or another...?"
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
In a queue for a gig. Three young lads with gel in their hair wearing designer gear stroll to the front thinking they can charm their way in. It failed. As they slunk to the back of the queue an Irish voice from the queue was heard shouting "Get to fuck, Hollyoaks."
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I want to eat the forbidden white chocolate-covered pretzel.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The shelter kitties say hello. There is a three-legged ginger & white purr machine there that was adopted and brought back by careless adopters and if I hadn't just adopted Willow...
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Idiot:
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"S....liyeey Toosoo
Toosoo .... tiirsada eey
Hadba ..... ....(taps mic) daraneey
Taag....(feedback whine) weligiineey"
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Watching their whole football team doing it in unison before an international match is a joy to behold.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The national anthem of Tajikistan is just Jack Douglas shouting "Whoops...wahey...gerroff...pardon?"
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Isn't a 'water meadow' basically, well, a pond?
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Early Blur: Doe-eyed pretty singer, puppyish bassist, photogenically bookish guitarist, the bloke who drives the van & plays drums.
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM