define ‘going’

Sweet chubby baby Jesus, please.

It’s called Science.

Same, WHO STOLE MY MODERATION?

Spoke w/ dinner. They saw that look. Lmk if you want an intro.

Oh, hey boo.

Ella Enchanted and Hot Frosty are different animals, and HF is the unhinged dumpster fire humanity deserves right now.

<taps mic, squints> Is this thing on?

Also, hello Kevin.

I have thoughts.

<readjusts to new light, takes old timey cigarette case from breast pocket of trench coat he’s suddenly wearing, fake lights it, takes long drag, exhales> Listen, old sport, the only danger is where we’ve just left.

LOUDER

I see your sidecar, and I raise you a Boulevardier! <let’s just drink both>