I just dropped and shattered the glass plate that goes to my father’s microwave while trying to clean it for what is, probably, its first time in 25 years; this is another sign that no good deed goes unpunished.

Okay, how are we all doing? What’s the haps?

So, Pluto in Aquarius, huh? Someone walk me through how this is gonna go.

<walks in, puts down luggage, takes off hat, (I don’t wear a hat) wipes brow, looks around> So. Anybody here? What now?