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this country needed a win
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
this country needed a win
most doctors have experienced an eyes wide shut. it's part of a lot of residency programs
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
most doctors have experienced an eyes wide shut. it's part of a lot of residency programs
hello my name is doctor bill harford. my wife just drone striked my masculinity so it's time to wander new york with my usual 1200 in hundred dollar bills in my wallet
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
hello my name is doctor bill harford. my wife just drone striked my masculinity so it's time to wander new york with my usual 1200 in hundred dollar bills in my wallet
Welles Park
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Welles Park
Of course small cheval wouldn't salt the sidewalk on the outside of their patio. That's for Wendy's people
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Of course small cheval wouldn't salt the sidewalk on the outside of their patio. That's for Wendy's people
getting into the holiday spirit by watching eyes wide shut
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
getting into the holiday spirit by watching eyes wide shut
house of leaves:
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
house of leaves:
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Credit where it's due:
The problem with the running man is glen powell is so handsome he's not actually hot
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Credit where it's due:
i don't think we needed a 20-minute flashback to pennywise voting for alf landon in 1936 but it does make sense for his character
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i don't think we needed a 20-minute flashback to pennywise voting for alf landon in 1936 but it does make sense for his character
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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the bugonia collection
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the bugonia collection
love google news
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
love google news
BREAKING: chance wants scratchies
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
BREAKING: chance wants scratchies
the David Cronenberg that stole my wife and car???????
Directors Radio Silence are back for more grisly games in sequel READY OR NOT: HERE I COME, and the very first images from the upcoming horror movie gives us a peek at Kathryn Newton, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and David Cronenberg - yes, THAT David Cronenberg!
‘Ready or Not 2’ – First Images of Samara Weaving, Kathryn Newton, David Cronenberg & Sarah Michelle Gellar!
Directors Radio Silence are back for more grisly games in sequel Ready or Not: Here I Come, and PEOPLE has shared the very first images from the upcoming horror movie. Ready or Not: Here I Come opens ...
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December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the David Cronenberg that stole my wife and car???????
I was gonna say this is like a serial killer taunting his victim's families but actually
Before you ask, yes apparently this is real. He must be taking comedy lessons and substances from Elon.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I was gonna say this is like a serial killer taunting his victim's families but actually
I'm perfectly healthy the doctors said if your brain has the right amount of holes it just improves thinking
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm perfectly healthy the doctors said if your brain has the right amount of holes it just improves thinking
Yesterday I watched about 70% of bad boys (1995) at king spa while a Russian bachelor party was passed out in the back row. It was magical
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yesterday I watched about 70% of bad boys (1995) at king spa while a Russian bachelor party was passed out in the back row. It was magical
i need to see sam altman cry like a stupid little baby
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i need to see sam altman cry like a stupid little baby
john carpetmuncher's loads of mars
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
john carpetmuncher's loads of mars
the flower is clearly ratatouilling him from the table. ratatouille technology has gotten so advanced
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
the flower is clearly ratatouilling him from the table. ratatouille technology has gotten so advanced
I would pay money to hear pope leo say motherfucker
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I would pay money to hear pope leo say motherfucker
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imagine a pope from tampa florida
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
imagine a pope from tampa florida
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There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course
MUST CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
MUST CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS