head pigeon
@nfi.bsky.social
official slur updater, morbidly mechanical
He's sitting in the front yard crying now
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He's sitting in the front yard crying now
We have a cat camping on the porch situation, he has been given some biscuits and an uncover bed with blanket. He would've walked into the house given the opportunity.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We have a cat camping on the porch situation, he has been given some biscuits and an uncover bed with blanket. He would've walked into the house given the opportunity.
Came home from the gym at midnight to find Kamir staring intently at this cutie: a beautiful platinum tabby with a sad lil' face. Happy to take pats, and was so dirty. Don't think it's housed - intact male. Very friendly in a way very similar to Kamir when she first sought contact.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Came home from the gym at midnight to find Kamir staring intently at this cutie: a beautiful platinum tabby with a sad lil' face. Happy to take pats, and was so dirty. Don't think it's housed - intact male. Very friendly in a way very similar to Kamir when she first sought contact.
found someone sleeping like this today
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
found someone sleeping like this today
how many Big Macs do you need to buy before you're eligible for one of these?
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
how many Big Macs do you need to buy before you're eligible for one of these?
Movies were funny before woke culture ruined comedy
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Movies were funny before woke culture ruined comedy
Impressive sculpture of extreme ejaculation at the St George Cathedral in Perth
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Impressive sculpture of extreme ejaculation at the St George Cathedral in Perth
public spaces need to be open, bare and as inhospitable as possible lest someone undesirable decides to use it
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
public spaces need to be open, bare and as inhospitable as possible lest someone undesirable decides to use it
Kudos to Adelaide Airport for designing seating that is almost never in the shade
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kudos to Adelaide Airport for designing seating that is almost never in the shade
NVIDIA wants me to pay $25 for the chunk of black plastic that holds this upright, despite it appearing in all the default sales & promo material - and on the bloody box itself.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
NVIDIA wants me to pay $25 for the chunk of black plastic that holds this upright, despite it appearing in all the default sales & promo material - and on the bloody box itself.
The time period Kira and O'Brien are beaming into is represented with a brick to the face
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The time period Kira and O'Brien are beaming into is represented with a brick to the face
Kamir wants you to know it's raining and her human buddies are doing nothing to stop it. Please call the RSPCA, this is cat abuse.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Kamir wants you to know it's raining and her human buddies are doing nothing to stop it. Please call the RSPCA, this is cat abuse.
what kind of fucked up republican shit is this?
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
what kind of fucked up republican shit is this?
Kamir very bravely stared down a new, large male cat from the front window, and has returned to the lounge all proud and wanting some adoration
October 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Kamir very bravely stared down a new, large male cat from the front window, and has returned to the lounge all proud and wanting some adoration
No-one says anything about Dax's hair, what were they thinking?
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
No-one says anything about Dax's hair, what were they thinking?
It's time for Kira's bondage alt, so cheesy but Visitor is so good
October 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
It's time for Kira's bondage alt, so cheesy but Visitor is so good
excellent app that doesn't do this semi-regularly
October 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
excellent app that doesn't do this semi-regularly
I read this as me paying you to adore Kamir, which she would approve of
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I read this as me paying you to adore Kamir, which she would approve of
an important message from Kamir
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
an important message from Kamir
Anyone: maybe not all drug users are the derelict junkies you imagine?
Blue maga:
Blue maga:
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Anyone: maybe not all drug users are the derelict junkies you imagine?
Blue maga:
Blue maga:
Grinder AI, it'd be funny if they weren't actually serious (and probably trying to charge you to have an LLM tell you who to spam your dick pics at)
October 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Grinder AI, it'd be funny if they weren't actually serious (and probably trying to charge you to have an LLM tell you who to spam your dick pics at)
Karen Space underpants
October 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Karen Space underpants
the "politicisation of childhood" is writing this dreck in nationally syndicated papers, letting kids safety experiment with gender away from the home is not a bad thing unless you're a raging bigot or a fckn idiot.
[probably paywalled]
www.adelaidenow.com.au/education/su...
[probably paywalled]
www.adelaidenow.com.au/education/su...
October 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
the "politicisation of childhood" is writing this dreck in nationally syndicated papers, letting kids safety experiment with gender away from the home is not a bad thing unless you're a raging bigot or a fckn idiot.
[probably paywalled]
www.adelaidenow.com.au/education/su...
[probably paywalled]
www.adelaidenow.com.au/education/su...