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Senior backend engineer. Passionate about functional programming, concurrency models, decentralization, local-first development, self-hosting, etc.

Curious about Elixir? https://bsky.app/profile/nezteb.net/feed/aaaemobjvwlsq
mix test > /dev/null 2>&1
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Now we just need someone to develop an Elixir library for building PHP NIFs; who wouldn't want to run PHP within their Elixir app? 😏
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What writing tool(s) do you use?
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I got an older Pixel on sale and put Graphene on it. There are some UI/UX quirks because of the sandboxing and emphasis on security, but overall I've loved it. It's been my daily driver for about six months now.
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ahh: hub.docker.com/r/hexpm/elix...

The project I was testing uses the official Docker images; I'll switch over to the Hex ones!
hub.docker.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That "fund" is run by a group specializing in web3 advertising; I'd steer clear: adshares.net
Adshares
Web3 and Metaverse advertising standard. Blockchain and protocol designed for AdTech.
adshares.net
October 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Says the one who uploaded a cool blog post on a Friday evening to nerd-snipe us! 😜💜
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I figured I'd add some property-based testing (with StreamData) and timing comparisons: gist.github.com/Nezteb/bfbf1...

The results may surprise you! 😏
quake_iii_inverse_quare_root_in_elixir_with_performance_test.livemc
GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Check out these Credo checks too: hex.pm/packages/cre...
credo_binary_patterns
Binary pattern checks for Credo
hex.pm
October 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Autobahn? More like AutOban.
October 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ska came before reggae!
October 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Losing a rock is better than never having a rock!"
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think Hex no longer counts downloads if you use an ad blocker...

(I joke; I'm referencing recent worldwide drops in YouTube/Twitch view counts.)
September 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How would you compare ast-grep to Comby? bsky.app/profile/wolf...
I'm still amazed that more people don't use comby.dev. Just used it to do a complex refactor on a little under 1k Elixir files and it took me nearly 0 effort to do so.
Comby · Structural code search and replace for ~every language.
Structural code search and replace for ~every language.
comby.dev
September 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM