Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺
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Retired, migrant, remainer, pro EU, pro SV Darmstadt 98, pro gin&tonic, proudly woke. Fück AfD. #FBPE, Antifa, grumpy old man.
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Christ on a bike - dealing with Sky customer support is like pulling teeth!😡
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November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Christ on a bike - dealing with Sky customer support is like pulling teeth!😡
I just had a weird but lovely dream (yes, a nap was taken this afternoon). I went to the local rescue home, and picked up a scruffy elderly, black cat. They told me she was a good mouser. Back home, she started giving me excellent financial advice.
PS "Mäuse" is a colloquial German word for money.
PS "Mäuse" is a colloquial German word for money.
a cat is laying on a bed with a pile of money
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November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I just had a weird but lovely dream (yes, a nap was taken this afternoon). I went to the local rescue home, and picked up a scruffy elderly, black cat. They told me she was a good mouser. Back home, she started giving me excellent financial advice.
PS "Mäuse" is a colloquial German word for money.
PS "Mäuse" is a colloquial German word for money.
November doesn't have any afternoons. It's just morning until 3pm, then it's night.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November doesn't have any afternoons. It's just morning until 3pm, then it's night.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The best comment about this story.
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The best comment about this story.
Whe remembers this?
Dad - "Which room are you in, this room or that room?"
Me - "This room."
Dad - "So why is the bloody light on in that room?"
Me - Turns off light in that room.
This has stayed with me for all of my life, I religiously turn off all lights that I don't need.
Dad - "Which room are you in, this room or that room?"
Me - "This room."
Dad - "So why is the bloody light on in that room?"
Me - Turns off light in that room.
This has stayed with me for all of my life, I religiously turn off all lights that I don't need.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Whe remembers this?
Dad - "Which room are you in, this room or that room?"
Me - "This room."
Dad - "So why is the bloody light on in that room?"
Me - Turns off light in that room.
This has stayed with me for all of my life, I religiously turn off all lights that I don't need.
Dad - "Which room are you in, this room or that room?"
Me - "This room."
Dad - "So why is the bloody light on in that room?"
Me - Turns off light in that room.
This has stayed with me for all of my life, I religiously turn off all lights that I don't need.
Probably the best thing you will see today.
In 1972, a cat commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These kittens promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune @thatwriterguy@mastodon.social
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Probably the best thing you will see today.
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tonight's lullabys - Jimi Hendrix "The Best of Jimi Hendrix"
#lullabys #JimiHendrix #TheBestofJimiHendrix
#lullabys #JimiHendrix #TheBestofJimiHendrix
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Tonight's lullabys - Jimi Hendrix "The Best of Jimi Hendrix"
#lullabys #JimiHendrix #TheBestofJimiHendrix
#lullabys #JimiHendrix #TheBestofJimiHendrix
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck! It looks like my Sky Q receiver has gone tits up, and that on a weekend! Hopefully Sky can send me a replacement within a couple of days. Gin needed.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck! It looks like my Sky Q receiver has gone tits up, and that on a weekend! Hopefully Sky can send me a replacement within a couple of days. Gin needed.
It's beef and potato soup tonight - hearty and warming. What's everybody else having?
Kartoffel - Rindfleisch - Suppe von Rührnix
Kartoffel - Rindfleisch - Suppe - mit Liebstöckel verfeinert. Über 28 Bewertungen und für schmackhaft befunden. Mit ► Portionsrechner ► Kochbuch ► Video-Tipps!
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November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's beef and potato soup tonight - hearty and warming. What's everybody else having?
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Letty, good morning! Waking up early sucks. Enjoy your day.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Letty, good morning! Waking up early sucks. Enjoy your day.
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is the grave of my great-uncle Richard, who was killed on this day in 1918, 8 days before the armistice came into effect, he was 21. He is buried in the small British cemetery (87 burials) near the village of Brebieres, where he was working in a clearing station. I put a poppy on his grave. RIP
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is the grave of my great-uncle Richard, who was killed on this day in 1918, 8 days before the armistice came into effect, he was 21. He is buried in the small British cemetery (87 burials) near the village of Brebieres, where he was working in a clearing station. I put a poppy on his grave. RIP
Why do the models in adverts for high-end fashion houses and expensive perfumes alwasy look so thoroughly bored?
"Buy our new perfume, and be a right miserable bastard!"
"Buy our new perfume, and be a right miserable bastard!"
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Why do the models in adverts for high-end fashion houses and expensive perfumes alwasy look so thoroughly bored?
"Buy our new perfume, and be a right miserable bastard!"
"Buy our new perfume, and be a right miserable bastard!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Right, footie will be starting soon.
First two games from the 2nd Bundesliga - SV Elversberg/Hannover 96 (could be cracker) and Preußen Münster/Holstein Kiel, then one game from the first Bundesliga FC Augsburg/Borussia Dortmund.
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First two games from the 2nd Bundesliga - SV Elversberg/Hannover 96 (could be cracker) and Preußen Münster/Holstein Kiel, then one game from the first Bundesliga FC Augsburg/Borussia Dortmund.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Right, footie will be starting soon.
First two games from the 2nd Bundesliga - SV Elversberg/Hannover 96 (could be cracker) and Preußen Münster/Holstein Kiel, then one game from the first Bundesliga FC Augsburg/Borussia Dortmund.
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First two games from the 2nd Bundesliga - SV Elversberg/Hannover 96 (could be cracker) and Preußen Münster/Holstein Kiel, then one game from the first Bundesliga FC Augsburg/Borussia Dortmund.
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October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I woke up this morning feeling happy. Then happy got out of bed, so I felt grumpy instead...
grumpy from snow white and the seven dwarfs has a big nose and a beard
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October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I woke up this morning feeling happy. Then happy got out of bed, so I felt grumpy instead...
I just saw Trump described as "Combover Caligula", and it's made my day!🤣🤣🤣
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I just saw Trump described as "Combover Caligula", and it's made my day!🤣🤣🤣
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Funny costume!"
"Funny last words!"
"Funny last words!"
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Funny costume!"
"Funny last words!"
"Funny last words!"