Patrick Cant
@newswhore.bsky.social
Ink-stained wretch, raised by copy editors and sheep farmers in the wilds of Sonoma County. I guarantee you can't define "very unique." NEVER READ THE ATHLETIC. Don't care that they are unionizing, they danced on the graves of real newspapers. FUCK 'EM.
Yep, the physical copy of the Onion is glorious.
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yep, the physical copy of the Onion is glorious.
Passed down from my late father:
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Passed down from my late father:
It's this guy, yeah?
July 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's this guy, yeah?
Have seen them twice now and they are loads of fun.
April 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Have seen them twice now and they are loads of fun.
Hey Bay Area peeps, unleash the hounds of derision on this wanker:
March 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hey Bay Area peeps, unleash the hounds of derision on this wanker:
If you like books, fiction and non, and appreciate creative presentation, I encourage you to consider McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, really cool stuff sent to your house four times a year.
November 1, 2024 at 2:01 AM
If you like books, fiction and non, and appreciate creative presentation, I encourage you to consider McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, really cool stuff sent to your house four times a year.
Placed an order March 4 for books from a local bookstore (yes, I should have gone in person, clearly) and UPS, while completely losing the package, has refused to admit they've lost it. So this package is still "on its way" 2.5 months later. I check back every so often for a chuckle.
May 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Placed an order March 4 for books from a local bookstore (yes, I should have gone in person, clearly) and UPS, while completely losing the package, has refused to admit they've lost it. So this package is still "on its way" 2.5 months later. I check back every so often for a chuckle.
