A sharp pullback today — the portfolio slipped 4.48%, with every major newsletter in the red. The heaviest drops came from Newsletters 7, 8, and 1, each down between 7–10%, while 9 and 11 softened the blow with smaller declines. 👺🍓🚨
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A sharp pullback today — the portfolio slipped 4.48%, with every major newsletter in the red. The heaviest drops came from Newsletters 7, 8, and 1, each down between 7–10%, while 9 and 11 softened the blow with smaller declines. 👺🍓🚨
The portfolio surged +2.39% today — led by big moves from the top weights. Newsletter 3 jumped +4.86%, while Newsletters 1 and 8 each climbed +3.78%.🐸🌲🌴
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The portfolio surged +2.39% today — led by big moves from the top weights. Newsletter 3 jumped +4.86%, while Newsletters 1 and 8 each climbed +3.78%.🐸🌲🌴
A strong day across the board — the portfolio climbed +1.47%, led by Newsletter 11 (+4.34%) and Newsletter 10 (+2.53%). Momentum stayed positive for several others, with Newsletter 3 and Newsletter 1 both adding solid gains.🌲🐸🌴
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
A strong day across the board — the portfolio climbed +1.47%, led by Newsletter 11 (+4.34%) and Newsletter 10 (+2.53%). Momentum stayed positive for several others, with Newsletter 3 and Newsletter 1 both adding solid gains.🌲🐸🌴
A strong green day across the board — every top position gained over 4%, with Newsletter 11 leading at +5.6%. Broad momentum and tight clustering suggest steady upside participation rather than a single outlier move 🐸🌴🌲
October 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
A strong green day across the board — every top position gained over 4%, with Newsletter 11 leading at +5.6%. Broad momentum and tight clustering suggest steady upside participation rather than a single outlier move 🐸🌴🌲
A rough day across the board — the market tide pulled nearly everything lower. The leaders took the biggest hits, with Newsletters 1 and 8 both down over 7%, while the rest followed in softer red. 🍓🚨👺
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A rough day across the board — the market tide pulled nearly everything lower. The leaders took the biggest hits, with Newsletters 1 and 8 both down over 7%, while the rest followed in softer red. 🍓🚨👺
A quiet red day — SPY flat while most newsletters slipped slightly, with Newsletter 3 holding firm after recent strength. Down 1.4% overall, but no real drama. 🍓👺🚨
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
A quiet red day — SPY flat while most newsletters slipped slightly, with Newsletter 3 holding firm after recent strength. Down 1.4% overall, but no real drama. 🍓👺🚨
Strong green day across the board — the portfolio climbed +2.4%, led by Newsletters 11, 5, and 6, all posting +4.5% gains. Even the laggards were solidly positive. Broad strength, no weak spots today.🐸🌲🌴
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Strong green day across the board — the portfolio climbed +2.4%, led by Newsletters 11, 5, and 6, all posting +4.5% gains. Even the laggards were solidly positive. Broad strength, no weak spots today.🐸🌲🌴
Strong week across the board — the portfolio gained 2.78%, led by Newsletter 10 (+11.4%), which surged to the top spot. Newsletters 5 and 6 both added nearly 6%, while 7 and 1 posted solid mid-single-digit gains. 🌴🌲🐸
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Strong week across the board — the portfolio gained 2.78%, led by Newsletter 10 (+11.4%), which surged to the top spot. Newsletters 5 and 6 both added nearly 6%, while 7 and 1 posted solid mid-single-digit gains. 🌴🌲🐸
Broad red day — led lower by Newsletters 1 and 8, each off 3.3%. Even the leaders couldn’t dodge it, with Newsletter 3 down 0.8%. Portfolio slipped 1.3% overall. 🚨👺🍓
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Broad red day — led lower by Newsletters 1 and 8, each off 3.3%. Even the leaders couldn’t dodge it, with Newsletter 3 down 0.8%. Portfolio slipped 1.3% overall. 🚨👺🍓
A solid green sweep across the board, led by Newsletter 7 charging ahead with a 3.27% gain. The whole portfolio climbed +0.89%, another steady step forward. 🐸🌲🌴
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
A solid green sweep across the board, led by Newsletter 7 charging ahead with a 3.27% gain. The whole portfolio climbed +0.89%, another steady step forward. 🐸🌲🌴
The portfolio climbed +1.57% today, led by Newsletter 1 and 8, each up nearly +4%. Even the laggards joined in with solid green. Strong, broad participation after a quiet stretch. 🌲🐸🌴
October 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The portfolio climbed +1.57% today, led by Newsletter 1 and 8, each up nearly +4%. Even the laggards joined in with solid green. Strong, broad participation after a quiet stretch. 🌲🐸🌴
A strong green day across the board — led by Newsletters 1 and 8, both jumping +4.17%. Newsletter 3 followed with +3.73%, while the rest posted solid 2–3% gains 🌲🐸🌴
October 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A strong green day across the board — led by Newsletters 1 and 8, both jumping +4.17%. Newsletter 3 followed with +3.73%, while the rest posted solid 2–3% gains 🌲🐸🌴
Mostly red today — Newsletter 11 (-2.82%) and Newsletter 7 (-2.52%) led the pullback, while Newsletter 1 was a bright spot along with a few others helping to even things out. 🍓👺🚨
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Mostly red today — Newsletter 11 (-2.82%) and Newsletter 7 (-2.52%) led the pullback, while Newsletter 1 was a bright spot along with a few others helping to even things out. 🍓👺🚨
This month’s returns lit up: 🚀 Newsletter 11 stole the show at +42%, Newsletter 6 surged +24.9%, Newsletter 5 added +21%, Newsletter 3 climbed +16.1%, and Newsletter 7 held steady at +9.5%. Portfolio overall: +9.46%
October 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This month’s returns lit up: 🚀 Newsletter 11 stole the show at +42%, Newsletter 6 surged +24.9%, Newsletter 5 added +21%, Newsletter 3 climbed +16.1%, and Newsletter 7 held steady at +9.5%. Portfolio overall: +9.46%
Newsletter 11 stole the show today with a massive +12.3% jump, while the rest of the portfolio saw steady green across the board. Overall, the basket finished +1.2% on the day. 🐸🌴🌲
Newsletter 11 stole the show today with a massive +12.3% jump, while the rest of the portfolio saw steady green across the board. Overall, the basket finished +1.2% on the day. 🐸🌴🌲
Back-to-back red days: portfolio down 1.35% with Newsletters 1 & 8 off -4.23%. 10 & 5 held up better. Feels more like a shakeout than a trend—for now. 🚨👺🍓
Back-to-back red days: portfolio down 1.35% with Newsletters 1 & 8 off -4.23%. 10 & 5 held up better. Feels more like a shakeout than a trend—for now. 🚨👺🍓
The portfolio slid 3.08% today, with the sharpest drops coming from Newsletter 1 and 8 (-7.98%), while Newsletter 3 cushioned the blow with a smaller dip of -1.64%. A tough day overall 👺🚨🍓
The portfolio slid 3.08% today, with the sharpest drops coming from Newsletter 1 and 8 (-7.98%), while Newsletter 3 cushioned the blow with a smaller dip of -1.64%. A tough day overall 👺🚨🍓
Strong Green Day. Portfolio up +1.48%. Biggest movers: Newsletter 1 (+6.22%) and Newsletter 8 (+6.22%), with Newsletter 3 adding another +1.80%. Even the smaller positions like Newsletter 11 (+1.05%) and Newsletter 10 (+0.69%) chipped in.
Strong Green Day. Portfolio up +1.48%. Biggest movers: Newsletter 1 (+6.22%) and Newsletter 8 (+6.22%), with Newsletter 3 adding another +1.80%. Even the smaller positions like Newsletter 11 (+1.05%) and Newsletter 10 (+0.69%) chipped in.