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Trump called himself weak and stupid for backing off the tariffs. His words.
April 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Prepare for a depression. It’s inevitable.
April 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At what point do we start calling it the downjones industrial average?
March 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If presidents control gas prices do they also control the stock market? Need some clarity here 😂😂😂
March 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That was so nice of the republicans to stand and clap for that child with cancer before they cut the funding for his treatment.
March 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Since pro lifers think having sex means you should also have the repercussions of a baby. I propose if you’re a pro lifer that has sex you’re forced to adopt a child.
March 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dan Bongino announced as Fbi deputy director. Two ways this could go.

1. Wildly incompetent and unable to get anything done.

2. Wildly incompetent and unable to get anything done while targeting the left.

Ps. I’m nicknaming him bing bong.
February 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
America= Fascist idiocracy
February 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
In the most predictable and comedic eff you to trump, columbia rejected 2 different planes carrying migrants back to columbia.

Spiraling trump issued 25% tariffs against them and said they will go up in a week to 50%.

I expect more countries will take the approach of rejecting flights.
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump stated a ukraine peace agreement is “hopefully underway”…

SO HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW???
January 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If it wasn’t a yatzee salute…
January 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
According to reports trump has already began purging top immigration officials from their leadership roles.
January 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Congratulations president elon musk on your inauguration and thank you press secretary trump for accepting the award on his behalf.
January 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think tiktok is leaving live streaming off until after the inauguration. Probably to prevent any issues with the swearing in.
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Lets be real, the gov want’s tiktok banned because it’s highlighting too many failures of our government.

Not just because of china.
January 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tiktok is officially gone. Will be live on youtube M-F 6pm pacific and have content up daily over there for yall to view.
January 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Trump will be the only president to destroy 2 good economies.
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Congress should resign over the tiktok ban. Pledge to not run again. If tiktok is such a national security threat that I lose my job, prove it by losing yours. Solidarity with the votes you just lost.
January 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Mood
January 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Reports last night and this morning confirm Ukraine is on a major offensive in Kursk.
January 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
For FOUR YEARS, republicans justified voting down bills because of the “other stuff” in them, now they’re proposing this????? 😂😂😂😂
January 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A car driving through a crowd in new orleans as the first major news story of the year is the most sadistic bit of foreshadowing I’ve ever seen.
January 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me: “We need to have a toast for new years.”

My son: “I want a pb and j”
January 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
“Happy new years york” - my son
January 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Trump FAILS to bring a peace deal to ukraine as russia rejects his deal. Who could have seen this coming?!???
December 30, 2024 at 5:37 PM