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El Cortador
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Just a New Mexican causing trouble
I wonder if Europeans eat what I think they do and stay thin?
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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He singlehandedly fucked up the economy, and now he’s singlehandedly trying to hide all the evidence.
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
See what punk bitch conference wants your non-special ass
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Argentina got 40 billion, our farmers could only get 12.

Pity
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Also, you don’t want Trump anywhere near your children… because, you know, he’s a pedo
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
That’s the dumbest fuckin’ story
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Pavia all day.

#NMTrue
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Tucker Carlson has ignited a MAGA meltdown after revealing he purchased property in Qatar.
MAGA Loses It After Tucker Carlson Buys New Home in Qatar
Ted Cruz’s online feud with Tucker Carlson just got even stranger.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Loves America so much that he’s moving to Qatar.
Tucker Carlson, clearly frustrated by criticism from some GOP figures over his visit to Qatar, tells Doha News he is an US citizen and can travel where he wants and associate with whom he wishes.

But, as always, he references an unnamed group that seeks to put “our population into mental bondage.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Get your Christmas cards and wrapping paper from here
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The @democrats.org are going to need to move farther left than they are.

The next candidates need to be for wealth tax and M4A.
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
YOU DONT TRAFFIC DRUGS WITY 11 PASSENGERS.

Drug boats have to be FAST and carry a lot of CARGO.
a cartoon of a rabbit with the words think about it above it
ALT: a cartoon of a rabbit with the words think about it above it
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Why did we vote for this, MAGA?
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Elon Musk and JD Vance note that the top 8 countries in the world for freedom of the press are all in Europe.

The US is *drumroll* 57th! Wow. Land of meek, home of afraid. #MAGA #elonmusk #jdvance #trump #GOP
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Maybe it’s time for ND to join a conference
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I think we need to start typing capital i with cross bars, because lowercase L looks the same as I.

AI Al
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We should probably think about creating failsafes for super intelligent AI that becomes a malignant hacker

AI taking over the electric grid is a possibility
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Then @kristenwelker.bsky.social is like, that’s a great point. Let’s make sure viewers think there’s a massive gray area on every topic.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?

TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I think Sunday news shows need to follow up some of their interviews to help clarify all the bullshit and duplicity.

Stephanopolis could have wrote a book to correct Sen Schmitt
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do you think Trump watches the Sunday news shows?

They’re pretty rough on him if he’s not getting it scrubbed by staff first
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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🔥🔥
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Tariffs, according to this article, have not added much to the cost of the 12 days of christmas www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
MSN
www.msn.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Luckily Trump found people dumber than monkeys
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Candidates like @gavinnewsom.bsky.social need to support Medicare for All, wealth tax, and packing the Supreme Court.

@democrats.org have to be clear populists from the left, not republican-lite.
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM