Which hockey brain did they put in his noggin during the days off?

[dying gasp] “My syrups… I need my syrups…”

[aghast] “This coffee tastes like coffee! Fix it!”

It’s not my first time being underwhelmed by demos, but there’s a vast gap between how raw Caroline’s earliest iterations are and my interest in the songs at that point in their creative process. They do so many compelling things before rendering the songs final, and I’d rather hear alternate paths.

Just imagine the unbridled glee with which they gave the cart a running push before sending it between the cars

I’ve accepted that being a Shorts Boy is genetic

Oh man that would be great too

I would've loved to see that show but I can only do Chicago shows if they're on a weekend.

This is the life my daughter wants

“We have very specific interests and time on our hands” indeed

I saw that MacKaye and Henry Rollins are working on a new musical project together.

I saw, but it's also been a quarter-century since Other Ian has been on Dischord. Are they still friendly?

Ian MacKaye would never allow that

That’s still on my list for the year. I do not anticipate watching all three parts in a row.

I haven’t, will check it out

“I eat twelve… no, thirteen chicken breasts a week”

Hold bags of cranberries under my armpits, got it

Stop all the downloading