The owls are not what they seem

Our turkey brining rn:

Bound 2 by Kanye is a prank on me, right? Every single part of the song is just the worst thing ever, and nobody else seems to notice.

If prunes are dried plums, WHAT THE FUCK IS PRUNE JUICE?!

I feel like this drawing from a pinball table embodies Bluesky's mood perfectly

When will Taco Bell realize that all I want is a cup of fire sauce with a handful of cheese melted into it?

If you put a toilet in your game and I can't piss in it, I'm uninstalling!

@juicysteak117.gay

Between remote desktop and displaying phone content on my PC, I have literally no idea which particular device a given app is running on at any point in time. I just spent about 30 seconds trying to close a window in a screenshot and I want to start drinking.

Bluesky has a game changing feature:

@beginproof.bsky.social when one of your friends sends you a flat-earth video, but you are a math person who likes making infographics