behind the scenes secret: I almost used the word “erstwhile” in this tweet. And then I looked up what erstwhile means and it turns out it means the opposite of what I thought it did. It’s good to look up words before you use them to avoid such situations

WHERE ARE THE COOL PEOPLE. WHERE ARE THE HOTTIES

enduring. Not ending. Shit. Fuck. This typo is a hard ball of sebum too, in a way

i raised my man just like a kid
but he still sucks — look what he did
i'm warning you: my man is trash, jolene

rachelll follow me back. It’s me parul neutralcowboy

some of us were simply born with the nervous system of a deer