Parul
@neutralcowboy.bsky.social
I’m 29 years old and I’m digging a hole in your backyard
Bill de Blasia. Is that anything
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bill de Blasia. Is that anything
I’m also in the Epstein files. but I’m the guy going stoppppp with the pedophilia it’s really messed up and evil. They have pics of me but they’re all me at the soup kitchen reading to the soup
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m also in the Epstein files. but I’m the guy going stoppppp with the pedophilia it’s really messed up and evil. They have pics of me but they’re all me at the soup kitchen reading to the soup
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
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I’m learning embroidery and I made a cherry blossom 🌸
March 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m learning embroidery and I made a cherry blossom 🌸
One thing about your good friend parul….her pee is clear enough for birds to bathe in
March 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
One thing about your good friend parul….her pee is clear enough for birds to bathe in
Every couple of days I reopen this app thinking “maybe it’s gotten good by now” and it’s still boring as shit. Dry as a goddamn bone
January 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every couple of days I reopen this app thinking “maybe it’s gotten good by now” and it’s still boring as shit. Dry as a goddamn bone
When you finally squeeze the hard little ball of sebum out of your pimple and another hard little ball of sebum forms in its place mere minutes later, you are ending the struggle of Sisyphus
January 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When you finally squeeze the hard little ball of sebum out of your pimple and another hard little ball of sebum forms in its place mere minutes later, you are ending the struggle of Sisyphus
They should enrich the little bricks of ramen noodle with vitamins and nutrience like they do for cereal. I am RFK by the way
January 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They should enrich the little bricks of ramen noodle with vitamins and nutrience like they do for cereal. I am RFK by the way
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i raised my man just like a kid
but he still sucks — look what he did
i'm warning you: my man is trash, jolene
but he still sucks — look what he did
i'm warning you: my man is trash, jolene
December 9, 2024 at 3:31 AM
i raised my man just like a kid
but he still sucks — look what he did
i'm warning you: my man is trash, jolene
but he still sucks — look what he did
i'm warning you: my man is trash, jolene
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i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
December 4, 2024 at 6:31 PM
i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
everyone has that one ominous tower in the distance they look at and feel bound to serve
December 7, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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I saw a monké with a bright red ass and huge pink balls today. Stupendous. Sublime
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I saw a monké with a bright red ass and huge pink balls today. Stupendous. Sublime
If I was a Hacker I would Hack the machine that prints American flags and add two extra stars and see how long it would take for anybody to notice. And then I would erase y’all’s student debt or whatever
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 AM
If I was a Hacker I would Hack the machine that prints American flags and add two extra stars and see how long it would take for anybody to notice. And then I would erase y’all’s student debt or whatever
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me on this app with no following
it be one dumbass me telling myself exaaaaactly
December 7, 2024 at 5:19 AM
me on this app with no following
Yall are stingy with the likes on here! Goddamn! Can a brother get a heart on their post or what!
December 5, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Yall are stingy with the likes on here! Goddamn! Can a brother get a heart on their post or what!
having an Anxious Morning. It’s like a regular morning but I can’t catch my breath and my heart is beating 140 times a minute for absolutely no reason
December 5, 2024 at 4:39 AM
having an Anxious Morning. It’s like a regular morning but I can’t catch my breath and my heart is beating 140 times a minute for absolutely no reason
Victorian child holding up a tuberculosis encrusted muffin: oy. I bet i could kill a child born hundreds of years in the future with this guvna
December 3, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Victorian child holding up a tuberculosis encrusted muffin: oy. I bet i could kill a child born hundreds of years in the future with this guvna
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(same thing I say every time I meet a newborn) Wowwwww I can see why you didn't want to keep this in your pussy
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 AM
(same thing I say every time I meet a newborn) Wowwwww I can see why you didn't want to keep this in your pussy
I’ll follow anybody on here. I don’t give a shit. I’d follow a squirrel if it had a good username
December 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I’ll follow anybody on here. I don’t give a shit. I’d follow a squirrel if it had a good username
Just used a steam inhaler for the first time ever and the way it cleared my sinuses UP in like five minutes….this is magic….not enough people know about this…unless everybody else did and I’m late
November 30, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Just used a steam inhaler for the first time ever and the way it cleared my sinuses UP in like five minutes….this is magic….not enough people know about this…unless everybody else did and I’m late
Chappell Roan- fantastic ass. Not enough are talking about this
November 29, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Chappell Roan- fantastic ass. Not enough are talking about this