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El Jannah Chicken's new US private equity owner bros when they realise every Australian town, suburb and shopping centre already has a charcoal chicken and chips shop
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
El Jannah Chicken's new US private equity owner bros when they realise every Australian town, suburb and shopping centre already has a charcoal chicken and chips shop
Australian Quick Service Restaurant concept:
🏮Only sweet & sour chicken fritters or battered sav
🐉Can only be eaten with a spoon
🐼Novelty-shaped rice
🏮Explosive export growth potential in China 120million x EBITDA
$1 billion plz obo $GYG & El Jannah. Also listing on Gumtree #jpmorgan
🏮Only sweet & sour chicken fritters or battered sav
🐉Can only be eaten with a spoon
🐼Novelty-shaped rice
🏮Explosive export growth potential in China 120million x EBITDA
$1 billion plz obo $GYG & El Jannah. Also listing on Gumtree #jpmorgan
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Australian Quick Service Restaurant concept:
🏮Only sweet & sour chicken fritters or battered sav
🐉Can only be eaten with a spoon
🐼Novelty-shaped rice
🏮Explosive export growth potential in China 120million x EBITDA
$1 billion plz obo $GYG & El Jannah. Also listing on Gumtree #jpmorgan
🏮Only sweet & sour chicken fritters or battered sav
🐉Can only be eaten with a spoon
🐼Novelty-shaped rice
🏮Explosive export growth potential in China 120million x EBITDA
$1 billion plz obo $GYG & El Jannah. Also listing on Gumtree #jpmorgan
2028 McKinsey strategic pitch meeting at El Jannah....
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
2028 McKinsey strategic pitch meeting at El Jannah....
There's a memorial/honour roll now kept at the Riverside Museum
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There's a memorial/honour roll now kept at the Riverside Museum
In a 2nd palace announcement, Prince Harry has been given the new formal title of "Prince Andrew"
#princeandrew #princeharry
#princeandrew #princeharry
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In a 2nd palace announcement, Prince Harry has been given the new formal title of "Prince Andrew"
#princeandrew #princeharry
#princeandrew #princeharry
"Chatgpt: Create a chart, but don't fuck it up because we're going to use it in the product launch. Use your academic benchmark-leading PhD-level brilliance to make sure you don't fuck it up. Then triple-check it's not a fuck up"
#chatgpt5 #griftersgonnagrift #fuckup
#chatgpt5 #griftersgonnagrift #fuckup
August 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Chatgpt: Create a chart, but don't fuck it up because we're going to use it in the product launch. Use your academic benchmark-leading PhD-level brilliance to make sure you don't fuck it up. Then triple-check it's not a fuck up"
#chatgpt5 #griftersgonnagrift #fuckup
#chatgpt5 #griftersgonnagrift #fuckup
"Having most recently mastered cartoon legs we now confidently move on to surpassing the human brain"
Powerpoint slide 8 in Zuckerberg's announcement on "Superintelligence"
Powerpoint slide 8 in Zuckerberg's announcement on "Superintelligence"
July 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Having most recently mastered cartoon legs we now confidently move on to surpassing the human brain"
Powerpoint slide 8 in Zuckerberg's announcement on "Superintelligence"
Powerpoint slide 8 in Zuckerberg's announcement on "Superintelligence"
LLM AI is a garbage waste of time example (1): map of Europe.
How much are these companies worth again? What is the value use case of this crap?
How much are these companies worth again? What is the value use case of this crap?
July 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
LLM AI is a garbage waste of time example (1): map of Europe.
How much are these companies worth again? What is the value use case of this crap?
How much are these companies worth again? What is the value use case of this crap?
I must have been the last person to realise Windows has a Maps app of its own, and 5 minutes later it did an update and deactivated itself
July 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I must have been the last person to realise Windows has a Maps app of its own, and 5 minutes later it did an update and deactivated itself
Is Google on a mission to show how bad AI is?
Every Google search answer is like walking across the pub to ask Benny from Crossroads to explain it to you.
Every Google search answer is like walking across the pub to ask Benny from Crossroads to explain it to you.
July 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Is Google on a mission to show how bad AI is?
Every Google search answer is like walking across the pub to ask Benny from Crossroads to explain it to you.
Every Google search answer is like walking across the pub to ask Benny from Crossroads to explain it to you.
never forget what they took from us....
May 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
never forget what they took from us....
Why are acai places in Sydney so proud that their product is supplied in an industrial plastic tub like sheep feed?
May 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why are acai places in Sydney so proud that their product is supplied in an industrial plastic tub like sheep feed?
What's the absolute minimum a sausage can be warmed and not give a week of gastro? Is it 3 minutes on a hot water bottle cooked by a local rando?
Asking for a friend....
#democracysausage #AusVotes2025 #ausvotes
Asking for a friend....
#democracysausage #AusVotes2025 #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What's the absolute minimum a sausage can be warmed and not give a week of gastro? Is it 3 minutes on a hot water bottle cooked by a local rando?
Asking for a friend....
#democracysausage #AusVotes2025 #ausvotes
Asking for a friend....
#democracysausage #AusVotes2025 #ausvotes
I'm thrilled with the Transport For NSW merch I managed to pick up at the Sydney Easter Show
April 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm thrilled with the Transport For NSW merch I managed to pick up at the Sydney Easter Show
An emotional Katy Perry sinks the final putt to win the US Masters
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
An emotional Katy Perry sinks the final putt to win the US Masters
Not now monthly trade surplus
March 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Not now monthly trade surplus
Thursday & Friday's weather forecast for the other 99% of Australia (and for the next 1000 years)
#CycloneAlfred #Cyclone #Alfred
#CycloneAlfred #Cyclone #Alfred
March 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Thursday & Friday's weather forecast for the other 99% of Australia (and for the next 1000 years)
#CycloneAlfred #Cyclone #Alfred
#CycloneAlfred #Cyclone #Alfred
"Wet n' Wild" GC can't hack the competition from Cyclone Alfred #StormAlfred #CycloneAlfred
March 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"Wet n' Wild" GC can't hack the competition from Cyclone Alfred #StormAlfred #CycloneAlfred
Explain it all again as you ride around It's A Small World
February 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Explain it all again as you ride around It's A Small World
Can't take a hot sauce review seriously if there's not a single mention of weeping on the toilet or lava spray.
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Can't take a hot sauce review seriously if there's not a single mention of weeping on the toilet or lava spray.
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
What button did I accidentally press where every poster in my discover feed is a tortured writer or poet?
Artist's impression of my current feed:
Artist's impression of my current feed:
August 14, 2024 at 3:54 AM
What button did I accidentally press where every poster in my discover feed is a tortured writer or poet?
Artist's impression of my current feed:
Artist's impression of my current feed: