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Camembert can make a convenient and tasty non-vegan substitute for tofu in many recipes
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Socceroos first World Cup match in Vancouver will be an easy trip for the 1.2m Australians living in Whistler
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Melbourne Airport Fire Update: Both the Melbourne Airport Metro and Trainlink are UNAFFECTED by the fire, and neither will operate as usual.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
El Jannah Chicken's new US private equity owner bros when they realise every Australian town, suburb and shopping centre already has a charcoal chicken and chips shop
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Australian Quick Service Restaurant concept:

🏮Only sweet & sour chicken fritters or battered sav
🐉Can only be eaten with a spoon
🐼Novelty-shaped rice
🏮Explosive export growth potential in China 120million x EBITDA

$1 billion plz obo $GYG & El Jannah. Also listing on Gumtree #jpmorgan
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
2028 McKinsey strategic pitch meeting at El Jannah....
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The $1 billion El Jannah deal probably makes Steggles Chicken the Nvidia story of Australian economic growth prospects. #chickeneconomics
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In 414BC, Aristophanes wrote a play that discusses roasting birds.

Anyway, El Jannah Chicken has just been bought for $1 billion. #australianinnovation #csiro #chickeneconomics
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Australian dollar jumps on news Robert Irwin has won US Dancing With The Stars.

I will not be considering any other macroeconomic data announcements at this time, thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Upcoming 2026 ABC sitcoms:

Librarians
Librarians: Gold Coast
Librarians SVU (Shushing Vigilance Unit)
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Seems like AI expenditure is more about Google retaining its monopoly on search.

They have the deep pockets to do that so it makes sense for them, but it adds nothing to the economy for them to keep the status quo.

OpenAI may run out of runway and someone (Microsoft?) snaps it up.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
In a 2nd palace announcement, Prince Harry has been given the new formal title of "Prince Andrew"

#princeandrew #princeharry
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can't believe both Robert Redford and that nodding beardy meme guy died on the same day.
September 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Chatgpt: Create a chart, but don't fuck it up because we're going to use it in the product launch. Use your academic benchmark-leading PhD-level brilliance to make sure you don't fuck it up. Then triple-check it's not a fuck up"

#chatgpt5 #griftersgonnagrift #fuckup
August 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
August 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Swiss goods making the arduous journey to the lower tariff rate EU
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August 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Having most recently mastered cartoon legs we now confidently move on to surpassing the human brain"

Powerpoint slide 8 in Zuckerberg's announcement on "Superintelligence"
July 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Zuckerberg explaining his vaporware which, luckily, will be powered by the capital expenditure he already spent
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July 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Beginning to think hardly anyone wearing Ralph Lauren Polo can ride a horse
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
LLM AI is a garbage waste of time example (1): map of Europe.

How much are these companies worth again? What is the value use case of this crap?
July 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I must have been the last person to realise Windows has a Maps app of its own, and 5 minutes later it did an update and deactivated itself
July 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Is Google on a mission to show how bad AI is?

Every Google search answer is like walking across the pub to ask Benny from Crossroads to explain it to you.
July 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Shopping in Switzerland is great numberwang.

One bottle of water? That'll be $11.40.

On the bright side a Rolex only costs 3 coffees.
June 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Bluesky needs a fun/relax type tab.

It doesn't have an easy space for people to lighten up, nor find other posters that are being funny or interesting in a lighthearted way.

#bluesky #lightenupforfuckssake
May 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
never forget what they took from us....
May 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Say what you like about Warren Buffet but he's absolutely useless as a professional footballer. Complete waste of a jersey.
May 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM