JC
neuroticjohn.bsky.social
JC
@neuroticjohn.bsky.social
Autodidact, TTRPG enthusiast, can't be bribed with good bourbon until America regains its senses.
I don't have cats, but I like cats. 🇨🇦
I have a list on my phone of band names and song titles made up of random stuff I've heard at work, out of context, or just stuck in my head for no reason.

It's never too late to start that list. Trust me.
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I have a whole list of potential band names and song titles saved in a list on my phone, and of the several dozen I've got; Kitchen Full of Goats is probably my fave.
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I've recently started referring to her as "Schutzstaffel Barbie".

That might be doing her a disservice, but it made me smile, so imma keep rolling with it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Argentina bailout is likely going to be used to pay off (mostly) US based holders of Argentine debt bonds like BlackRock, Fidelity, and others who stand to lose billions if the Peso collapses any further.

In other words: It's a gift to other rich people at the expense of the US taxpayer.
Good Luck GIF
ALT: Good Luck GIF
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October 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I give it another 6 months - tops - before they just stop bothering to hide the fact that they are LITERALLY all a bunch of Sturmabteilung fanboys.
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Guilt Trip

Not recently discovered, but re-discovered I guess, they're a hardcore/metalcore band from Manchester, UK.
youtu.be/0lHrr3wxENo?...
Guilt Trip - Thin Ice (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BDHW RECORDS
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October 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
October 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I read that as "erectile dysfunction" Cruz, and spent a reasonable and healthy amount of time laughing my ass off.
October 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I've pulled that particular Wilson once or twice.
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I've been watching your country - warily - from north of the 49th parallel, and I have to say that for anyone to find this in any way alarming at this point is frankly more shocking than the observed behaviour.

This was on its way 20 years ago, and Americans couldn't be bothered to notice then.
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screen
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screen
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October 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Any observer of the decline of the American Empire sees Hegseth as the logical outcome of the rot infecting your society.

Be clear: you are past incubation, past prodromal, past even illness, and there's no convalescence on the horizon.

The American experiment's over. Resist it or get used to it.
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Your president truly has less self awareness than a cat licking its own anus in the middle of the dinner table.
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
That last "Arbitrarily?" was very telling.
September 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Obvious as in... The last 4 presidencies in the US have done almost dick-all addressing the epidemic of PTSD and combat zone related illness among veterans? A situation which continues unabated to this day.

My own country has a terrible track record as it is, but yours is frankly dog 💩
September 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sir Terry was one of my favourite authors, and I miss him dearly, but I fear that even his literary acumen would have been tested by the events of the last few years.
September 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay, I'm on board. This looks like fun.
September 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I work in retail, and we have about 60-75% of our Halloween inventory already in the building.

Probably be setting up in 1st week of September.
August 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Thanks, sis! Had a good laugh when I finally got around to checking messages.
August 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM