Be prepared for me to be in a bad way this month (he/him)
@neurocrusty.bsky.social
Owen Green for those who don’t like anonymous accounts. Hot old guy with ADHD and the Tism Rizz. Liberals would call me too far left. I like to think I’m just a decent human.
Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.
Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.
My phone telling me there is a new episode of Pluribus after I turned it off after half an episode is pretty funny. Won’t be watching, but especially not today.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My phone telling me there is a new episode of Pluribus after I turned it off after half an episode is pretty funny. Won’t be watching, but especially not today.
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My ideal candidate for NDP leadership is someone who will seize and nationalize Loblaws, then lock Galen Weston Jr in a cage for the rest of his life, keeping him alive only with the minimum possible nutrients.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My ideal candidate for NDP leadership is someone who will seize and nationalize Loblaws, then lock Galen Weston Jr in a cage for the rest of his life, keeping him alive only with the minimum possible nutrients.
My latest Only Fans idea involves a Sharpie and some googly eyes.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My latest Only Fans idea involves a Sharpie and some googly eyes.
I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…
I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!! Ws IN THE CHAT!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…
So r/torontobluejays hates the idea of signing Framber Valdez despite his ground ball proficiency being ideal in front of the Jays infielders.
And they really don’t like the suggestion that disliking him for “character” reasons is hypocritical if you’re cool with Max Scherzer shoving teammates.
And they really don’t like the suggestion that disliking him for “character” reasons is hypocritical if you’re cool with Max Scherzer shoving teammates.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So r/torontobluejays hates the idea of signing Framber Valdez despite his ground ball proficiency being ideal in front of the Jays infielders.
And they really don’t like the suggestion that disliking him for “character” reasons is hypocritical if you’re cool with Max Scherzer shoving teammates.
And they really don’t like the suggestion that disliking him for “character” reasons is hypocritical if you’re cool with Max Scherzer shoving teammates.
One dream involving peeing into a hand dryer - gross, very weird
Two dreams involving peeing into a hand dryer - this is starting to become concerning
Two dreams involving peeing into a hand dryer - this is starting to become concerning
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
One dream involving peeing into a hand dryer - gross, very weird
Two dreams involving peeing into a hand dryer - this is starting to become concerning
Two dreams involving peeing into a hand dryer - this is starting to become concerning
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You know we're in bad shape when people turn Joyce Carol Oates into a hero
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
You know we're in bad shape when people turn Joyce Carol Oates into a hero
I need some sort of change of purpose.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I need some sort of change of purpose.
Had to shut Pluribus off part way through episode one. Definitely don’t need to be watching someone doing chest compressions for my entertainment.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Had to shut Pluribus off part way through episode one. Definitely don’t need to be watching someone doing chest compressions for my entertainment.
Saw a cute person walking their dog and the dog stopped and started pulling to try and come greet me.
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Saw a cute person walking their dog and the dog stopped and started pulling to try and come greet me.
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
I don’t know what he’s looking at.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don’t know what he’s looking at.
Right about this time 3 years ago I was spending the last few minutes I would ever spend at home with Sophie. We were finishing up a root beer taste test. I took her to her Mom’s shortly after. Two days later she was dead.
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
If you think activists asking for public masking are "purity testing," I'm going to assume you've never experienced post viral illness or lost someone close to you due to complications from COVID
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Right about this time 3 years ago I was spending the last few minutes I would ever spend at home with Sophie. We were finishing up a root beer taste test. I took her to her Mom’s shortly after. Two days later she was dead.
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
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If you think activists asking for public masking are "purity testing," I'm going to assume you've never experienced post viral illness or lost someone close to you due to complications from COVID
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If you think activists asking for public masking are "purity testing," I'm going to assume you've never experienced post viral illness or lost someone close to you due to complications from COVID
It’s a beautiful day for a walk.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s a beautiful day for a walk.
I’ve been on LinkedIn a few times recently, for no particular reason, and holy fuck those people live in a completely different fucking world.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’ve been on LinkedIn a few times recently, for no particular reason, and holy fuck those people live in a completely different fucking world.
In a world that loves to call leftists performative there’s nothing more performative than centrists and conservatives recognizing Remembrance Day. #weforgot
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
In a world that loves to call leftists performative there’s nothing more performative than centrists and conservatives recognizing Remembrance Day. #weforgot
Let’s be honest. We forgot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Let’s be honest. We forgot.
The ol' "order pizza, fill up on garlic fingers" razzle dazzle.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The ol' "order pizza, fill up on garlic fingers" razzle dazzle.
I got the worst cab driver…twice.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I got the worst cab driver…twice.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wanna sit criss cross applesauce and stim with me?
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wanna sit criss cross applesauce and stim with me?
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Finished this in under two days. So good!
Every bit as good as advertised.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Finished this in under two days. So good!
I’m just a son asking his mother not to make his grief about her.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m just a son asking his mother not to make his grief about her.
I haven’t had a drink in 4 weeks. Be honest…am I less funny?
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I haven’t had a drink in 4 weeks. Be honest…am I less funny?