Mellow Biafra
@nervousfarter.bsky.social
Professional lurker, amateur poster, ex-teenage rebel.
I mostly post dumb shit about old video games or other dumb shit that pops into my head. Y'know, what social media is for. My reposts are generally SFW. My likes are not.
He/him
I mostly post dumb shit about old video games or other dumb shit that pops into my head. Y'know, what social media is for. My reposts are generally SFW. My likes are not.
He/him
Greetings from north Florida
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Greetings from north Florida
One thing I liked about my old headphones is that they used distinct beeps and bloops to indicate these statuses, NOT a voice that sounds like it came from the Genesis version of Action 52. I do like how delighted she sounds on "Bluetooth connected"
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
One thing I liked about my old headphones is that they used distinct beeps and bloops to indicate these statuses, NOT a voice that sounds like it came from the Genesis version of Action 52. I do like how delighted she sounds on "Bluetooth connected"
They should add "cleaning NES carts" to the list. Those bulbs really soak up rubbing alcohol. Also, why the upsell on q-tips (pardon me, safety swabs)? "I needed to clean my ears, but seeing they could also be used in arts and crafts is what sold me"
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
They should add "cleaning NES carts" to the list. Those bulbs really soak up rubbing alcohol. Also, why the upsell on q-tips (pardon me, safety swabs)? "I needed to clean my ears, but seeing they could also be used in arts and crafts is what sold me"
A legally distinct lightsaber
And that duck umbrella I was talking about earlier. It opens up when you attack, and that was just hilarious to me.
And that duck umbrella I was talking about earlier. It opens up when you attack, and that was just hilarious to me.
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A legally distinct lightsaber
And that duck umbrella I was talking about earlier. It opens up when you attack, and that was just hilarious to me.
And that duck umbrella I was talking about earlier. It opens up when you attack, and that was just hilarious to me.
Some of the more ridiculous weapons in Streets Of Rage 4, as presented by Blaze Fielding.
A Swiffer
A swordfish
A fuckass sword
A Trident
A Swiffer
A swordfish
A fuckass sword
A Trident
October 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Some of the more ridiculous weapons in Streets Of Rage 4, as presented by Blaze Fielding.
A Swiffer
A swordfish
A fuckass sword
A Trident
A Swiffer
A swordfish
A fuckass sword
A Trident
Did anyone else get free NES Virtual Console games from the Wii shop? Or was that just me and my brother in law? These are what I got for free. SMB was surprising, because that's a primo game. Pac-Man is easily the worst of the bunch. Ms. Pac-Man is better, and available on EVERYTHING lol.
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Did anyone else get free NES Virtual Console games from the Wii shop? Or was that just me and my brother in law? These are what I got for free. SMB was surprising, because that's a primo game. Pac-Man is easily the worst of the bunch. Ms. Pac-Man is better, and available on EVERYTHING lol.
The Nirvana smiley face should marry Misfits Crimson Ghost.
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Nirvana smiley face should marry Misfits Crimson Ghost.
Booted up my Zelda cart for the first time in a long time.
User name checks out.
User name checks out.
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Booted up my Zelda cart for the first time in a long time.
User name checks out.
User name checks out.
Wonder if this loser ass bitch has anything snarky to say about the violence that happened in his backyard.
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Wonder if this loser ass bitch has anything snarky to say about the violence that happened in his backyard.
I don't know what the fuck a silk song is, but I know Katamari Damacy Reroll is super cheap right now.
September 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I don't know what the fuck a silk song is, but I know Katamari Damacy Reroll is super cheap right now.
Okay, mister sunshine.
September 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Okay, mister sunshine.
One of the things I love about Streets Of Rage 4 is that it revels in how goofy it is. Kangaroo wearing boxing gloves and boxer shorts beats the fuck out of some cops. Just another day that ends with y.
August 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
One of the things I love about Streets Of Rage 4 is that it revels in how goofy it is. Kangaroo wearing boxing gloves and boxer shorts beats the fuck out of some cops. Just another day that ends with y.
Look, you're going to whip Dracula to death at the end of this. Why not beat the fuck outta some bees and a demon along the way?
August 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Look, you're going to whip Dracula to death at the end of this. Why not beat the fuck outta some bees and a demon along the way?
This is why SOR1 Blaze is the best character in Streets Of Rage 4. Her basic combo works as a launcher, so if you get a lighter weight character up against a wall, they're fucked lol.
August 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is why SOR1 Blaze is the best character in Streets Of Rage 4. Her basic combo works as a launcher, so if you get a lighter weight character up against a wall, they're fucked lol.
If you ever find yourself nostalgic for the days of Blockbuster video, maybe check out your local library (assuming you have one) you have to use a card to acquire physical media, except it doesn't cost anything. These were just a few i picked out of the hundreds that were available.
August 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you ever find yourself nostalgic for the days of Blockbuster video, maybe check out your local library (assuming you have one) you have to use a card to acquire physical media, except it doesn't cost anything. These were just a few i picked out of the hundreds that were available.
This is why I didn't play any of the Phantasy Star games. These are the items available to purchase when I go into an item store, and I have no fucking idea what any of these things do.
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is why I didn't play any of the Phantasy Star games. These are the items available to purchase when I go into an item store, and I have no fucking idea what any of these things do.
If I've spent 50 hours playing Streets Of Rage 4 (and I probably have) 30 of those were in Mr. X Nightmare mode. I love this stupid game.
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If I've spent 50 hours playing Streets Of Rage 4 (and I probably have) 30 of those were in Mr. X Nightmare mode. I love this stupid game.
