Thank goodness for Channel 4; an antidote to the sycophantic BBC & ITV. It’s sickening that, alongside Starmer, they perpetuate the lie that Trump deserves the respect and pomp of this state visit. I’m with the brilliant and much-missed Janey Godley on this.

Of all the lovely things at #RHSBridgewater, the plants I appreciated most were the primroses and hawthorn bordering the car park. #Gardening

These are my statement shoes. The statement is ‘I may be getting on for 70 and need a replacement hip but don’t you fucking dare discount me. ‘ That’s it.