Chris Neri
@neridog.bsky.social
Gen X creative type. Y2K survivor. Usually have a guitar with me. I'm into stuff like Superman, the Jason movies, cats, pizza, and tattoos. Also human rights and equality and all that. He/him
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🪬🧿 The Illiterati made me laugh
#flatearthers #antivaxxers #moonlanding #climatechangedenier #chemtrails #illiterati #conspiracy #denial #beliefs #science #alttext
#flatearthers #antivaxxers #moonlanding #climatechangedenier #chemtrails #illiterati #conspiracy #denial #beliefs #science #alttext
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
🪬🧿 The Illiterati made me laugh
#flatearthers #antivaxxers #moonlanding #climatechangedenier #chemtrails #illiterati #conspiracy #denial #beliefs #science #alttext
#flatearthers #antivaxxers #moonlanding #climatechangedenier #chemtrails #illiterati #conspiracy #denial #beliefs #science #alttext
If I found the Necronomicon I wouldn't read it. It would just indefinitely sit on my huge "books I haven't gotten around to reading yet" pile.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If I found the Necronomicon I wouldn't read it. It would just indefinitely sit on my huge "books I haven't gotten around to reading yet" pile.
Free idea: A new remake of The Crow...but Eric Draven's old band was a ska band.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Free idea: A new remake of The Crow...but Eric Draven's old band was a ska band.
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This is what Trumpism has wrought.
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is what Trumpism has wrought.
AI-created art for commercial purposes, in addition to being unethical, just looks completely soulless and stupid. I really want this trend to end already.
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
AI-created art for commercial purposes, in addition to being unethical, just looks completely soulless and stupid. I really want this trend to end already.
We are all James T. Kirk.
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We are all James T. Kirk.
Something about the MAGA movement no one talks about is that it's been going on for ten years, and it's still not working.
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Something about the MAGA movement no one talks about is that it's been going on for ten years, and it's still not working.
This time last year there were "RFK Jr for president" people. They're silent about it now because they're dead from, like measles, or something stupid.
September 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This time last year there were "RFK Jr for president" people. They're silent about it now because they're dead from, like measles, or something stupid.
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We all know who
#GovenorFuckFace is right?
#GovenorFuckFace is right?
August 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
We all know who
#GovenorFuckFace is right?
#GovenorFuckFace is right?
So yeah, this is pretty great. Go Toxie!
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.
Learn more:
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‘The Toxic Avenger’ Partners With Undue Medical Debt to Erase at Least $5 Million in Medical Debt
It’s the final week of marketing and promotion for The Toxic Avenger, and the teams here at Cineverse and Bloody Disgusting have decided to do something a little different. Rather than spending the re...
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August 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So yeah, this is pretty great. Go Toxie!
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To the Bluesky community and everyone who follows and fights.
August 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
To the Bluesky community and everyone who follows and fights.
Cracker Barrel should really push this thing to the limit and release the Epstein Files.
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Cracker Barrel should really push this thing to the limit and release the Epstein Files.
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We need a Steve Miller for the left.
Someone who’ll turn the Democratic Party into a big ol’ jetliner that’ll fly like an eagle, take the money and run. Abracadabra, just like that.
Someone who’ll turn the Democratic Party into a big ol’ jetliner that’ll fly like an eagle, take the money and run. Abracadabra, just like that.
August 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We need a Steve Miller for the left.
Someone who’ll turn the Democratic Party into a big ol’ jetliner that’ll fly like an eagle, take the money and run. Abracadabra, just like that.
Someone who’ll turn the Democratic Party into a big ol’ jetliner that’ll fly like an eagle, take the money and run. Abracadabra, just like that.
Dear Death,
Less Ozzys and more Hogans. Thanks!
Your buddy,
Neridog
Less Ozzys and more Hogans. Thanks!
Your buddy,
Neridog
July 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dear Death,
Less Ozzys and more Hogans. Thanks!
Your buddy,
Neridog
Less Ozzys and more Hogans. Thanks!
Your buddy,
Neridog
Both the media and Congress are being silent on the old Trivago guy being disappeared and replaced.
July 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Both the media and Congress are being silent on the old Trivago guy being disappeared and replaced.
As far as cult leaders go Trump could care less about his followers. At least Jim Jones drank with his cult members.
July 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As far as cult leaders go Trump could care less about his followers. At least Jim Jones drank with his cult members.
You'll never see me more annoyed than when I hear the riff to Werewolves of London and then Kid Rock starts singing.
July 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You'll never see me more annoyed than when I hear the riff to Werewolves of London and then Kid Rock starts singing.
If anyone needs George Soros within the next two weeks, he's going to be busy making Venmo payments.
June 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If anyone needs George Soros within the next two weeks, he's going to be busy making Venmo payments.
It's me and my wife's 6 year anniversary today. Been a weekend of ink, yummy food, and good times. I love this beautiful person so much, I'm a lucky man 💗💗💗
June 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's me and my wife's 6 year anniversary today. Been a weekend of ink, yummy food, and good times. I love this beautiful person so much, I'm a lucky man 💗💗💗
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Free idea: A Leonard Cohen/Johnny Paycheck mashup called 'Take this Waltz and Shove It.'
May 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Free idea: A Leonard Cohen/Johnny Paycheck mashup called 'Take this Waltz and Shove It.'
All of Count Orloc's stocks took a nosedive. You could say he took a Lossferatu.
May 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
All of Count Orloc's stocks took a nosedive. You could say he took a Lossferatu.
Trump is going to end his term by saying "The Aristocrats!"
April 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trump is going to end his term by saying "The Aristocrats!"
One of the things that upsets me about all of this is that the McDonald's just needs to do its job already.
April 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
One of the things that upsets me about all of this is that the McDonald's just needs to do its job already.
"Make America Healthy Again" is the dumbest shit ever. I mean just the "Again" part alone.
April 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Make America Healthy Again" is the dumbest shit ever. I mean just the "Again" part alone.