Josué
@nerdery.bsky.social
Fan of MtG, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, and really all things nerdery.
Math Time!
If you go to the Starbucks website, you can browse their menu and find that their most expensive single item drinks are $7.89.
I picked an Iced White Chocolate Mocha because why not?
Let's say you bought 3 of them a day. And each time you tipped to make it an even $10.
If you go to the Starbucks website, you can browse their menu and find that their most expensive single item drinks are $7.89.
I picked an Iced White Chocolate Mocha because why not?
Let's say you bought 3 of them a day. And each time you tipped to make it an even $10.
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Math Time!
If you go to the Starbucks website, you can browse their menu and find that their most expensive single item drinks are $7.89.
I picked an Iced White Chocolate Mocha because why not?
Let's say you bought 3 of them a day. And each time you tipped to make it an even $10.
If you go to the Starbucks website, you can browse their menu and find that their most expensive single item drinks are $7.89.
I picked an Iced White Chocolate Mocha because why not?
Let's say you bought 3 of them a day. And each time you tipped to make it an even $10.
"Those savages. They sacrifice to gods? Let's go over there, plunder them for resources, "incidentally" kill a bunch, as well maybe make an example of them by putting them up for public execution. But it's okay. It's for OuR dIvInE jUsTiCe. We will nobly do so until *checks notes* the 20th century."
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Those savages. They sacrifice to gods? Let's go over there, plunder them for resources, "incidentally" kill a bunch, as well maybe make an example of them by putting them up for public execution. But it's okay. It's for OuR dIvInE jUsTiCe. We will nobly do so until *checks notes* the 20th century."
It is insane to read "their heritage and prestige is systematically being taken away from them" after calling them /Indians/.
Words fail at the true absurdity of this.
Words fail at the true absurdity of this.
July 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It is insane to read "their heritage and prestige is systematically being taken away from them" after calling them /Indians/.
Words fail at the true absurdity of this.
Words fail at the true absurdity of this.
I...
Uh....
Okay. Wait. So... does he not eat pizza, hamburgers, and hot dogs? Or does he eat all of those with knives or forks?
Uh....
Okay. Wait. So... does he not eat pizza, hamburgers, and hot dogs? Or does he eat all of those with knives or forks?
July 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I...
Uh....
Okay. Wait. So... does he not eat pizza, hamburgers, and hot dogs? Or does he eat all of those with knives or forks?
Uh....
Okay. Wait. So... does he not eat pizza, hamburgers, and hot dogs? Or does he eat all of those with knives or forks?
As we get closer to the 4th, there is something I only learned. Rhetoric that I have heard and have personally used.
Romans is used to instruct people to obey their govt. Likely used by churches now to help "calm" people.
When Trump was first elected, this passage was quoted *a lot* at my church.
Romans is used to instruct people to obey their govt. Likely used by churches now to help "calm" people.
When Trump was first elected, this passage was quoted *a lot* at my church.
July 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
As we get closer to the 4th, there is something I only learned. Rhetoric that I have heard and have personally used.
Romans is used to instruct people to obey their govt. Likely used by churches now to help "calm" people.
When Trump was first elected, this passage was quoted *a lot* at my church.
Romans is used to instruct people to obey their govt. Likely used by churches now to help "calm" people.
When Trump was first elected, this passage was quoted *a lot* at my church.
Now.
Listen.
Am I happy that these two clowns have attained such power and wealth in spite of themselves and have demonstrably done damage to the government, harming the lives of countless Americans?
No.
But I am a little happy to watch them have their falling out for all of us to watch.
Listen.
Am I happy that these two clowns have attained such power and wealth in spite of themselves and have demonstrably done damage to the government, harming the lives of countless Americans?
No.
But I am a little happy to watch them have their falling out for all of us to watch.
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Now.
Listen.
Am I happy that these two clowns have attained such power and wealth in spite of themselves and have demonstrably done damage to the government, harming the lives of countless Americans?
No.
But I am a little happy to watch them have their falling out for all of us to watch.
Listen.
Am I happy that these two clowns have attained such power and wealth in spite of themselves and have demonstrably done damage to the government, harming the lives of countless Americans?
No.
But I am a little happy to watch them have their falling out for all of us to watch.
Happy #maythe4th ! Trying to get back into illustrating and such. Drew this. Trying markers out, too. I'm mixed, but we shall see.
Star Wars isn't political, right?
#77,302,580thunderousapplause
Star Wars isn't political, right?
#77,302,580thunderousapplause
May 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy #maythe4th ! Trying to get back into illustrating and such. Drew this. Trying markers out, too. I'm mixed, but we shall see.
Star Wars isn't political, right?
#77,302,580thunderousapplause
Star Wars isn't political, right?
#77,302,580thunderousapplause
This is one of the most fascinating graphs I have ever seen.
April 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This is one of the most fascinating graphs I have ever seen.
From the Guardian: "Trump says he fears Putin may be ‘tapping me along’ after Zelenskyy meeting"
April 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
From the Guardian: "Trump says he fears Putin may be ‘tapping me along’ after Zelenskyy meeting"
It's petty and minor, but they made the Tan Suit blunder.
*Ahem*
Is Trump wearing a blue suit to a funeral?
*Ahem*
Is Trump wearing a blue suit to a funeral?
April 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's petty and minor, but they made the Tan Suit blunder.
*Ahem*
Is Trump wearing a blue suit to a funeral?
*Ahem*
Is Trump wearing a blue suit to a funeral?
I spent way too long on middling work here, but whatever.
April 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I spent way too long on middling work here, but whatever.
So what you're saying is... gender is a social construct?
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So what you're saying is... gender is a social construct?
YES!
You'll never guess who!
You'll never guess who!
April 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
YES!
You'll never guess who!
You'll never guess who!
This is primarily to challenge Benny Johnson, known idiot, Russian shill, terrible person, and also someone who (shockingly) said Harris was being irresponsible when similar events happened and she said nothing.
It's the end when the Dems tank the market, but builds character when Trump does it. 🙄
It's the end when the Dems tank the market, but builds character when Trump does it. 🙄
April 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is primarily to challenge Benny Johnson, known idiot, Russian shill, terrible person, and also someone who (shockingly) said Harris was being irresponsible when similar events happened and she said nothing.
It's the end when the Dems tank the market, but builds character when Trump does it. 🙄
It's the end when the Dems tank the market, but builds character when Trump does it. 🙄
Yes it is.
//YES IT IS.//
He has spent all this time saying he would do this, economists on both side said it was a bad idea, and he moved ahead anyway.
You didn't vote for the outcome, but you 100% voted for the actions. I don't buy lotto tickets and say "I didn't pay to lose the super lotto!"
//YES IT IS.//
He has spent all this time saying he would do this, economists on both side said it was a bad idea, and he moved ahead anyway.
You didn't vote for the outcome, but you 100% voted for the actions. I don't buy lotto tickets and say "I didn't pay to lose the super lotto!"
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yes it is.
//YES IT IS.//
He has spent all this time saying he would do this, economists on both side said it was a bad idea, and he moved ahead anyway.
You didn't vote for the outcome, but you 100% voted for the actions. I don't buy lotto tickets and say "I didn't pay to lose the super lotto!"
//YES IT IS.//
He has spent all this time saying he would do this, economists on both side said it was a bad idea, and he moved ahead anyway.
You didn't vote for the outcome, but you 100% voted for the actions. I don't buy lotto tickets and say "I didn't pay to lose the super lotto!"
No one should be surprised. This is the same man who was upset because he didn't think the Green and Brown M&M's were sexy enough to buy a drink for.
He also said that SBF not getting quid pro quo from Dems with regards to HIS FRAUD is basically theft.
Maybe he's just weird with too many fans.
He also said that SBF not getting quid pro quo from Dems with regards to HIS FRAUD is basically theft.
Maybe he's just weird with too many fans.
March 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No one should be surprised. This is the same man who was upset because he didn't think the Green and Brown M&M's were sexy enough to buy a drink for.
He also said that SBF not getting quid pro quo from Dems with regards to HIS FRAUD is basically theft.
Maybe he's just weird with too many fans.
He also said that SBF not getting quid pro quo from Dems with regards to HIS FRAUD is basically theft.
Maybe he's just weird with too many fans.
I hate how he talks. He talks like he has personally witnessed every single moment of human.
Also, "Ecce Homo" done by Elías García Martínez and "restored" by Cecilia Giménez exists. So don't flatter yourself. (Though I find her efforts and impacts far more positive than his.)
Also, "Ecce Homo" done by Elías García Martínez and "restored" by Cecilia Giménez exists. So don't flatter yourself. (Though I find her efforts and impacts far more positive than his.)
March 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I hate how he talks. He talks like he has personally witnessed every single moment of human.
Also, "Ecce Homo" done by Elías García Martínez and "restored" by Cecilia Giménez exists. So don't flatter yourself. (Though I find her efforts and impacts far more positive than his.)
Also, "Ecce Homo" done by Elías García Martínez and "restored" by Cecilia Giménez exists. So don't flatter yourself. (Though I find her efforts and impacts far more positive than his.)
W... what?
Who would say something like this? What sort of insane human logic is this?
*checks notes*
Oh, Howard Lutnick is a billionaire? Well, that tracks.
Who would say something like this? What sort of insane human logic is this?
*checks notes*
Oh, Howard Lutnick is a billionaire? Well, that tracks.
March 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
W... what?
Who would say something like this? What sort of insane human logic is this?
*checks notes*
Oh, Howard Lutnick is a billionaire? Well, that tracks.
Who would say something like this? What sort of insane human logic is this?
*checks notes*
Oh, Howard Lutnick is a billionaire? Well, that tracks.
I have been thinking about this quote a lot lately.
March 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have been thinking about this quote a lot lately.