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an annoying nerd who loves raccoons 💋🦝
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@nerdbaejay.bsky.social
· Jan 28
We bald headed right now but no matter the style she cute 💋💖
@kingparappa.blacksky.app aye 🌺👀🌺 when the next time you at work?
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@kingparappa.blacksky.app aye 🌺👀🌺 when the next time you at work?
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I love Bedazzled.
Bedazzled is an underrated gem. Elizabeth Hurley is having thee most fun as The Devil in fire fits. Brendan Fraser gets to show off his range and the ways in which his wishes are fulfilled are hilarious. Fraser speaks better Spanish during his first wish than Jennifer Lopez has in her entire life.
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I love Bedazzled.
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Cataract Attack
Not a brawl of 10 people at an eye doctors office. What’s going on yall for real?!
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Cataract Attack
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Gen Z know they know how to get on a political team and make foolishness. 😂😂😂😂
August 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Gen Z know they know how to get on a political team and make foolishness. 😂😂😂😂
Happy Birthday Dash 🥹🥰
August 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Happy Birthday Dash 🥹🥰
My tiny human is almost 1 and (kinda) using the potty. Bottle wise he’s been feeding himself since he was ~3 months. His nosey ass is standing so walking really isn’t that far behind. He’s been drooling even more so more teeth soon come.
a woman with a sweater that says i voted today on it
ALT: a woman with a sweater that says i voted today on it
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June 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My tiny human is almost 1 and (kinda) using the potty. Bottle wise he’s been feeding himself since he was ~3 months. His nosey ass is standing so walking really isn’t that far behind. He’s been drooling even more so more teeth soon come.
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been outside painting a van for the past two days. the Sun got hands … but so do i 💅🏾
June 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
been outside painting a van for the past two days. the Sun got hands … but so do i 💅🏾
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Happy Father's Day, Daddy. I love & miss you every single day.
June 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy Father's Day, Daddy. I love & miss you every single day.
Father’s Day 2025 🫶🏾
June 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Father’s Day 2025 🫶🏾
Tryna teach Dash “MA!!! THE MEATLOAF!!! MA!!!”
June 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tryna teach Dash “MA!!! THE MEATLOAF!!! MA!!!”
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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I’m enjoying this as much as anyone, but seems very likely they do some big show of squashing the beef within, like, a week.
June 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m enjoying this as much as anyone, but seems very likely they do some big show of squashing the beef within, like, a week.
“I don’t love to drain. I drain to live.”
June 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“I don’t love to drain. I drain to live.”
Baby daddy home so of course me and baby are aggy since we suppose to act like he ain’t here. He told baby to let him work. I looked at baby and said “go ahead 😈” and he proceeds to try and take the laptop. Now mans left us to go work in his office 😂.
May 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Baby daddy home so of course me and baby are aggy since we suppose to act like he ain’t here. He told baby to let him work. I looked at baby and said “go ahead 😈” and he proceeds to try and take the laptop. Now mans left us to go work in his office 😂.
I really appreciate gremlin not just being a mama’s boy or a daddy’s boy. He’s just ✨ a boy ✨
May 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I really appreciate gremlin not just being a mama’s boy or a daddy’s boy. He’s just ✨ a boy ✨
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This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake.
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
The man told Noticias Telemundo that authorities took his ID from his wallet and told him it was fake before handcuffing him.
U.S. citizen with REAL ID handcuffed and held in immigration raid before being released
The man told Noticias Telemundo that authorities took his ID from his wallet and told him it was fake before handcuffing him.
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May 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake.
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
I can’t hold water and nobody on this app forreal so imma show the full version of one of married boyfriend’s gifts
May 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I can’t hold water and nobody on this app forreal so imma show the full version of one of married boyfriend’s gifts
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Its been funny to me how snitching has always meant "Someone complicit in the crime, giving information to authorities to make a deal/ lighten their own sentence" and the internet tried to rebrand it as "OOO he told" like some middle school playground shit. A civilian cannot be a snitch!!!!!!!
May 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Its been funny to me how snitching has always meant "Someone complicit in the crime, giving information to authorities to make a deal/ lighten their own sentence" and the internet tried to rebrand it as "OOO he told" like some middle school playground shit. A civilian cannot be a snitch!!!!!!!
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There needs to be a spreading hands emoji for posts like this. This is so well said.
May 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There needs to be a spreading hands emoji for posts like this. This is so well said.
“She speaks the bullshit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“She speaks the bullshit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I forgot Batista was a vampire in this shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
May 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I forgot Batista was a vampire in this shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I drank some drug blood
a man with vampire teeth wearing an orange cone hat
ALT: a man with vampire teeth wearing an orange cone hat
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May 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I drank some drug blood