NeonToiletJuice
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I think about lot about how when TMNT: The Next Mutation introduced Venus de Milo, a female turtle, they designed her plastron with boob outlines. Boobs. On a reptile.
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I think about lot about how when TMNT: The Next Mutation introduced Venus de Milo, a female turtle, they designed her plastron with boob outlines. Boobs. On a reptile.
Senator, I have seen the files. Most of them. And let me tell you, this smear job has to stop. There is no "Jeffrey" "Epstein", you're making him up
September 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Senator, I have seen the files. Most of them. And let me tell you, this smear job has to stop. There is no "Jeffrey" "Epstein", you're making him up
when I see my fish-girl friend has legs, can walk, and got ASS
September 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
when I see my fish-girl friend has legs, can walk, and got ASS
Dear Vampirates, have you considered that if we move forward with trying to prosecute the Swamp Monster for his crimes against humanity, that this leads to a scenario where we also lock up Dracula? Hmm? Have you considered that?
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dear Vampirates, have you considered that if we move forward with trying to prosecute the Swamp Monster for his crimes against humanity, that this leads to a scenario where we also lock up Dracula? Hmm? Have you considered that?
A man was deported because he thought this image was funny. Can you believe that? Who would laugh at this disgusting "meme", who, I ask you? This image. LOOK AT IT! Disgusting.
June 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A man was deported because he thought this image was funny. Can you believe that? Who would laugh at this disgusting "meme", who, I ask you? This image. LOOK AT IT! Disgusting.
I am listening. I am learning. I am growing.
March 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am listening. I am learning. I am growing.
Damn, thoughts and prayers
February 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Damn, thoughts and prayers
Domino Dreams wild for this one
January 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Domino Dreams wild for this one
Went antiquing this weekend. Wondering if I missed out by not grabbing Wonder Girl Flower Peddler
January 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Went antiquing this weekend. Wondering if I missed out by not grabbing Wonder Girl Flower Peddler
Toad has been apprehended by authorities, wanted for questioning in connection with brutal shooting of the Monopoly Man
January 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Toad has been apprehended by authorities, wanted for questioning in connection with brutal shooting of the Monopoly Man
The truth is, simply put, that it is both illogical and impossible for a human such as myself to "disappear into my own asshole like some kind of reverse ouroboros", so stated, because, you see, if I were to begin to enter into my own anus, the disappearance of my physical body, would mean that...
January 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The truth is, simply put, that it is both illogical and impossible for a human such as myself to "disappear into my own asshole like some kind of reverse ouroboros", so stated, because, you see, if I were to begin to enter into my own anus, the disappearance of my physical body, would mean that...
step into my twisted mind
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
step into my twisted mind
my reaction to this information
January 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
my reaction to this information
Just truly masterful writing by Graig Graziosi for The Independent.
January 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just truly masterful writing by Graig Graziosi for The Independent.
Elon Musk in his super fast car, on his way to fuck your girl, get some new high scores and smoke lots of weeds
January 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Elon Musk in his super fast car, on his way to fuck your girl, get some new high scores and smoke lots of weeds
ok almost there, this has been a tough project
January 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
ok almost there, this has been a tough project
kek you frens later, anons
January 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
kek you frens later, anons
When I went tanning but forgot to cover my head and now I'm researching remedies
January 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When I went tanning but forgot to cover my head and now I'm researching remedies
Show writers starting this season out strong, if a bit on-the-nose
January 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Show writers starting this season out strong, if a bit on-the-nose
The New Year child will take his place atop the Old Man's seat as soon as he slays him in the ritual of succession
December 31, 2024 at 5:22 PM
The New Year child will take his place atop the Old Man's seat as soon as he slays him in the ritual of succession