Kerplunky Munky
@neonprimate.bsky.social
they/he/it - cartoon monkey - diddy kong enthusiast - musician & video nerd - NSFW weird kink and lewd musing - some politics - self-indulgence
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Kerplunky Munky
@neonprimate.bsky.social
· Dec 21
I love this piece so much.
Please give my beautiful, talented, and precious husband the attention, love, and support he deserves in these trying times.
Please give my beautiful, talented, and precious husband the attention, love, and support he deserves in these trying times.
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Do Swords do "SCHWING" when pulled out?
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Do Swords do "SCHWING" when pulled out?
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Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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One of my former mentees is a tribal member and the most recent things we talked about over e-mail is that ICE is detaining Indigenous people but it goes vastly underreported.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
One of my former mentees is a tribal member and the most recent things we talked about over e-mail is that ICE is detaining Indigenous people but it goes vastly underreported.
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9. But increasingly, we’re watching the language of “inclusivity” get twisted into a justification for excluding LGBTQ+ people—and the so-called “big tent” shrink to accommodate only those who believe transgender rights belong outside it.
Gallego is a part of that increasing problem.
Gallego is a part of that increasing problem.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
9. But increasingly, we’re watching the language of “inclusivity” get twisted into a justification for excluding LGBTQ+ people—and the so-called “big tent” shrink to accommodate only those who believe transgender rights belong outside it.
Gallego is a part of that increasing problem.
Gallego is a part of that increasing problem.
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7. Gallego is right about one thing: the party has struggled to hold onto men. But the issue isn’t that the party is “not allowing women to be hot,” nor is it explained by how “dem women look."
Time and time again, polls find the same thing: men care about stable incomes, healthcare, education.
Time and time again, polls find the same thing: men care about stable incomes, healthcare, education.
Democrats set out to study young men. Here are their findings.
A widely mocked project to get under the hood about why Democrats are losing young men has sobering results.
www.politico.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
7. Gallego is right about one thing: the party has struggled to hold onto men. But the issue isn’t that the party is “not allowing women to be hot,” nor is it explained by how “dem women look."
Time and time again, polls find the same thing: men care about stable incomes, healthcare, education.
Time and time again, polls find the same thing: men care about stable incomes, healthcare, education.
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SLUGGO’S MONDAY
DON’T ASK HOW I GOT UP HERE
DON’T ASK HOW I GOT UP HERE
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
SLUGGO’S MONDAY
DON’T ASK HOW I GOT UP HERE
DON’T ASK HOW I GOT UP HERE
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July 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I'm shocked but somewhat pleased the mainstream media is going all Watergate on the Hegseth war crimes in the Caribbean. "Morning Joe" (yes, I know, don't @ me) has talked about little else for 2 hours
I'm not 100% convinced that this is the turning point but it might be, with Trump at just 36%
I'm not 100% convinced that this is the turning point but it might be, with Trump at just 36%
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm shocked but somewhat pleased the mainstream media is going all Watergate on the Hegseth war crimes in the Caribbean. "Morning Joe" (yes, I know, don't @ me) has talked about little else for 2 hours
I'm not 100% convinced that this is the turning point but it might be, with Trump at just 36%
I'm not 100% convinced that this is the turning point but it might be, with Trump at just 36%
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I did it. I made the stupidest Doom enemy of all time
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I did it. I made the stupidest Doom enemy of all time
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tech bros watched ‘nathan for you’ and decided they needed to make the “i’m so sorry i died” that made a child scared real life
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
tech bros watched ‘nathan for you’ and decided they needed to make the “i’m so sorry i died” that made a child scared real life
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Young Annia Mansur monk from the south-western fertile coast of the Light-Blue Desert. At his feet, the floating corpse of his angel (or its "death shape"). It was sent to him by the Yellow Star (Palma/Palena/Polena) to be sacrificed.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Young Annia Mansur monk from the south-western fertile coast of the Light-Blue Desert. At his feet, the floating corpse of his angel (or its "death shape"). It was sent to him by the Yellow Star (Palma/Palena/Polena) to be sacrificed.
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Some exciting news!:
I'll be going through @bearandbeagle.store for order fulfillment on all my stickers and prints! Be on the lookout after MFF!
I'll be going through @bearandbeagle.store for order fulfillment on all my stickers and prints! Be on the lookout after MFF!
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Some exciting news!:
I'll be going through @bearandbeagle.store for order fulfillment on all my stickers and prints! Be on the lookout after MFF!
I'll be going through @bearandbeagle.store for order fulfillment on all my stickers and prints! Be on the lookout after MFF!
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This is a great reply when a serious news source finally cops on to something the rest of us have been saying for years.
Nice. Have you gone back and examined who was critical of this series of marketing moves at the onset and perhaps said "They had a point."
Didn't think so.
Didn't think so.
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This is a great reply when a serious news source finally cops on to something the rest of us have been saying for years.
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This is inevitability propaganda by an AI company made to make you feel like you must use AI & it's bullshit. This methodology is bullshit, for many reasons, not least of which is, it is reliant on common crawl, now blocked by many of the biggest content producers online graphite.io/five-percent...
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This is inevitability propaganda by an AI company made to make you feel like you must use AI & it's bullshit. This methodology is bullshit, for many reasons, not least of which is, it is reliant on common crawl, now blocked by many of the biggest content producers online graphite.io/five-percent...
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
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I probably should've started a little bit sooner but I have a root canal coming up on Thursday that I'm entirely paying out-of-pocket for. It's getting quite urgent and I'm not sure I can put it off again. Please, anything would be helpful even just a boost. Thank you so much 🖤
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
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November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I probably should've started a little bit sooner but I have a root canal coming up on Thursday that I'm entirely paying out-of-pocket for. It's getting quite urgent and I'm not sure I can put it off again. Please, anything would be helpful even just a boost. Thank you so much 🖤
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Urgently need rent for a queer household. We're disabled and our roommate is working but can't do it alone! Please repost
UPDATE!
1 more day to raise rent!
Look at my cute cat and then repost so he and I can stay housed!
770/2750 (renters insurance came out)
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
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1 more day to raise rent!
Look at my cute cat and then repost so he and I can stay housed!
770/2750 (renters insurance came out)
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Urgently need rent for a queer household. We're disabled and our roommate is working but can't do it alone! Please repost
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THIS IS URGENT!!!! WE WILL NOT SURVIVE LIVING IN A CAR ITS COLD , MY DISABLED CHILD REQUIRES BATHS AND HIS MINI TRAMPOLINE WHEN HE GETS OVERWHELMED AND AGGRESSIVE, OUR PETS CANT FIT IN THE CAR LIKE PLEASE HELP PLEASE
ONE DAY UNTIL RENT IS DUE PLEASE HELP BOOST OR WHATEVER YOU CAN DO PLEASE . MY KIDS AND I CANNOT SURVIVE IN MY CAR AND WE DO NOT HAVE FAMILY TO TAKE US IN. IDK THE NEAREST HOTEL NOR DO I THINK THEY’D ALLOW US SINCE MY HIGH NEEDS CHILD SCREAMS A LOT. OUR HOME IS EVERYTHING TO US.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
THIS IS URGENT!!!! WE WILL NOT SURVIVE LIVING IN A CAR ITS COLD , MY DISABLED CHILD REQUIRES BATHS AND HIS MINI TRAMPOLINE WHEN HE GETS OVERWHELMED AND AGGRESSIVE, OUR PETS CANT FIT IN THE CAR LIKE PLEASE HELP PLEASE
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Artwork of Robotnik, drawn by Milton Knight, for the 'Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog' pilot.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Artwork of Robotnik, drawn by Milton Knight, for the 'Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog' pilot.
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TA, not professor, my bad
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
TA, not professor, my bad
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OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave: