Though it shares the same tuning as a guitar, it's a wildly different role and demands a totally different approach.

So kudos for taking the plunge, and I'm stoked to hear it.

Yessss! Flames add 30 horsepower.

TERFism is stored in the terrible bangs.

Those distressingly close-miked horns go hard. The sound of anxiety and sugar highs.

I hear that if you draw smut with your off hand, it's like watching somebody else draw smut.

I'm staying up past my bedtime for it. 🤘🥱🤘

the other times were worse

I spent a day playing Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot and whatever else I could remember and got a few dad nods, but was mostly ignored.

I then played Total Eclipse Of The Heart, and got some "turn arounds" and eleven bucks from a pack of wild wine moms.

Oof

on the cis.* spectrum

I'm sorry.

I once spent six days getting a motor mount in and out - only one way it could get past the exhaust and the rack and the steering lines with its eight-inch studs.

I've used a thin layer of thick grease to hold those washers in place before. Dunno if it's applicable here.

You got this.

Metamucil Mushroom

Fuck yeah birbs in a Slingshot!

🤣

Mmmm, forbidden tamales.

"can haz" = 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩