Turns out his dad did get him something in the end (and it's not because they're broke either)

So odd

I've cut everyone else out of the pic as they didnt want including.

But this was me, arriving at my work do on Friday to find everyone already totally wasted.

Obvs delighted

Oh dear

This is the face of a poor neglected old dog who hasn't been given a bacon sandwich for his breakfast.

Burnt my finger the other day roasting potatoes.

It started off as a tiny blister, and has now ended up like this.

I didnt realise how much I rely on it to tie my shoelaces

Also my hands look old now.