Hey USPS, gonna need a photo with it holding today's newspaper. It's just Massachusetts, not Mars. Get it here already. Dejoy, Defuck!

Nancy, in her own sad little way, is having an orgasm right now.

I wondered about it while I was writing it and was too lazy to google plus it didn't come up as a typo. Just looked it up and it's just as correct as smoosh in this context so there!