We could hang out today if you want to come to Owen's book club! Also, next weekend is open for me.

The Sheriff of Nottingham, except I don't think I could do the accent.

Yes, kind of. I honestly don't run a lot, because my treadmill is broken, and I trip and fall too often when I run outside. But I walk super fast pretty much all the time.

You know you're in Iowa when your coffee place is also your pizza place.

You're as buff as Arnold, so you might as well be Mr. Freeze. Just don't give me the cold shoulder, okay??????????

If you could be any Batman villain, who would you be, and why?

I have no idea why that's the best question that came to me when I saw this at 6:35 AM, but it is, so you're now morally obligated to answer it.

Thank you!!