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Necrotechnical Design
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It is written
Ancient typewriter text from an IBM manual with text that reads: A computer Can never be held accountable Therefore a computer must never Make a management decision
October 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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#murderbot #riseandfallofsanctuarymoon #startrek
The Geordi LaForge (An african american man with a science fiction visor, starfleet uniform in 2260's operations Yellow, Lt. Commander pips on the collar, with a dissapointed face looking into the camera with one hand raised in "stop" pose, indicating dissaproval of the image to the right, below that the Same Geordi Laforge pointing and indicating approval of the image to its right) "not that, this" meme, with Netflix's Rebel Moon poster in the "not that" position, and images from the Show within a show "THE RISE AND FALL OF SANCTUARY MOON" from MURDERBOT, including the show's logo, and an image of John Cho and Clark Greg's terrifyingly elaborate facial hair.
May 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I love the Murderbot books, and the apple TV version is looking great from what trailers I have seen so far.
TV Murderbot feels like a purest evolution of the Crash Test dummies cartoon from the early to mid 90's - disposable, meant to fall to pieces, just to get back in the car and do it again.
caption: murderbot (top left), apple TV logo (top right) image: A robot arm tends to the flensed, exposed mechanisms of Murderbot (Alexander Skarsgård)'s left arm while the sec-unit sits, legs splayed around his damaged helmet towards the camera. Murderbot is missing a large chunk of his torso, extending from the armored chest plate down to his belt, with wires hanging loose from from behind the intact chest plate into the gaping hole where his left lung, heart, and potentially spine should be. Murderbot's head is tilted slightly left, and its weight rests on its arms. His expression is something akin to bored indifference - like it's saynig "again? really?"
May 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Theory - Armadillos are a sign that carcinization of mammals is not only possible but has already begun. They are warm blooded trilobite impostors.
an armadillo at the Smithsonian's zoo pushes a toy made of pvc pipe and rope around an enclosure full of brown leaf debris. The armadillo faces away from us, the only thing visible diferentiating this from a horseshoe crab are the segment thickness and the tiny ears poking up.
March 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Your favorite Star Wars character exemplifies how you like to have fun, and your favorite Star Trek character reveals who you want your best self to be.

..... This might be accurate.
An image of Hondo ohnaka, a spikey faced reptilian pirate known for stabbing everyone. Himself included, in the back, with the Jedi he has decided will be his pirate apprentice, Ezra Bridger, looking unsure and perhaps a bit concerned. There's an autograph in gold over the image - "frank hand over your silium!! - Jim HONDO Cummings" Commodore LaForge, a grey bearded human male with close. Ripped salt and pepper hair, augmented eyes, and a fetching Starfleet jacket in operations gold, sits in the command chair of the USS ENTERPRISE D. He is not sure what bullshit his crew mates are spouting but he'll have to repair the damage afterwards. Again.
March 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Apparently, Christopher Nolan's Oddessey will be documenting just what happens when you don't rescue Matt Damon fast enough and he has to do it himself.
Mat Damon stands facing away from the viewer, his head turned slightly to provide a 90 degree profile. He wears a red-crested greek helmet, a cape, vambraces, and presumably the armor of a greek warrior. The armor is earth toned, borze and brown cloth and leather. Behind him, a wall painted in simplistic greek style. This is a promo shot for Christopher Nolan's Oddessey.
February 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Dammit, and I like Severance. That goat probably doesn't have a union card.
An Entertainment Weekly branded set photo of two of the cast of Severance - Mark S. And Helly K. in wardrobe on the goat-room set, looking nervously at a boom-mounted camera, seemingly oprated by a goat. The goat is not wearing any sort of clothing that would allow them to carry a union card. maybe it's on their collar?
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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MERRY X-mas, to all.

I Think it's high time we all remember the reason for the holiday. Yes, Charles Francisco Xavier, Professor X, Who has died at least three times for mutant kind and at least once for humanity, and probably a few times just to get out of diplomatic
Sir Patrick Stewart, known for playing Charles Francis Xavier, dressed as Captain Picard with a poorly photoshopped Santa hat, in front of a voyager x-mas ornament in an x-mas tree.
December 25, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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From the few I've watched so far, there's just so much guesswork on the computer's part.
Woody and buzz from toy story. Woody looks horrified. Biz looks sly, and is gesturing expansively. Top caption, ARTIFACTS. bottom caption: artifacts everywhere.
November 1, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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I'll take it.
September 17, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Before you worry, it gets better.
The same purple crustacean person holding a slice of birthday cake, asking "how did you know it was today?" With a thought box saying "It feels like.... Family."
September 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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He's even in some of the comics (pilot's lament is strong in the anniversary special out this week)
A sad, vaguely humanoid purple crustacean person at his starship console, with a thought-god saying ".... I wish pride were enough."
September 13, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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This is not a surprise
A graph showing that I am least likely to be a cleric or fighter (15%), and most likely to be a sorcerer (85%) or warlock/wizard (90%)
September 13, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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Sorry, I'm a big farscape fan, and I'm obsessed with (imho) the best character in farscape.

I mean, lookit him. You'd never know he shares a voice with the first season villain.
Image of Pilot, a Henson-designed puppet character from the television show Farscape. Pilot is a semi-humanoid crustacean with a heavy crest, armored ridges for ears, four arms, Yellow-orange eyes, and a kind smile. He looks to the left where just out of frame, a human is describing a very dumb plan. again. with gestures.
August 8, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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Only been playing for an hour or so, but Homeworld 3 really hits the right notes - Torched worlds, protagonist using their brain to operate a massive fleet of ships from inside a cybernetic jam jar, deep voiced narrator/adjutant, and the most important thing: All the enemy ships you can steal.
a homeworld 1 salvage corvette wearing pixelated sunglasses against a much higer resoultion nebula background. context: this ship allowed you to steal everyone else's means of production in homeworld 1.
May 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Two fictional characters go into a contraption and are merged together as one person - you. Which two make up you?
A screenshot of THE CRITIC, a 90's era animated sitcom starring john lovitz as a balding, overweight film critic. The Critic sits in a studio chair on a set made of gigantic strips of film, one finger raised, staring the camera down as if the viewer just claimed to unironically like Battlefield Earth. Ghostbuster Ray Stanz in full gear, goggle raised, holding a proton pack wand. Ray looks to the viewer's left, concerned. He stands in front of an open elevator door, dirty and dinged, with elaborate wall moulding next to the door behind him.
May 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Talyn from farscape, a red and black organic warship derived from leviathan and peacekeeper technology, arriving from starburst The event horizon with it's forward nameplate ridiculously lit and visible, enough so that you may not need eyes to see it The finest Federation vessel powered by war crimes, the USS Equinox Star wars B-wings looking cool, flying away from an exploding star destroyer with a death star in the background
January 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Letterboxd, though I haven't been watching enough horror this month.
a cutting from Letterboxd's profile of @necrotechnical. favorite films: posters for alien, sleepy hollow, Zeiram, Pacific Rim Recent Activity: poster's for The Kill Room rated 3 stars, Totally Killer rated 3.5 stars, Demon Knight 4.5 stars, Disney's TREASURE PLANET rated 4 stars.
October 26, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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BEST NEW STAR WARS ALIEN - HOBBIT CRABS.
Sabine Wren (Star Wars: Ahsoka) stands before a small group of meter-tall crustacian humanoid aliens with rock-like shells, in front of a rocky outcrop. The caption beneath them reads HOBBIT-CRABS
September 20, 2023 at 3:03 AM
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this is perfectly normal linguistic drift and not causing me an existential at all.
matt damon ages from young private ryan to old man in seconds
September 15, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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After watching episode 3 of ahsoka, I think I figured out why it's not hitting quite as well as it could for me. Dawson is playing Ahsoka so calm, so collected. I think I want a little bit of this energy back from Clone Wars:
A young Ahsoka tano and Anakin Skywalker are on swoop bikes. Anakin asks in the top panel, "what did I teach you about disobeying the (Jedi) Order?" Ahsoka (wearing large reflective goggles) angrily responds to a foreground closeup Anakin, "How. You taught me how."
August 30, 2023 at 4:21 AM
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Q stands on the bridge of the enterprise d in front of a mariachi band. Holding his trumpet and smirking. Captain Picard stands back to camera in foreground.
August 26, 2023 at 3:36 AM
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Can confirm Big Mo' 's continued existince in SC.

Also, THE DRIVE IN WILL NEVER DIE.
a neon sign for THE LAST DRIVE-IN (red neon stars underneath) in the style of vintage small-town Drive-in signage, with poorly arranged letters on the board beneath, spelling out NEVER DIES. Sign sits in a darkened set for THE LAST DRIVE-IN with JOE-BOB BRIGGS (on Shudder), which resembles a night-time trailer park with cacti, plants, and debris strewn across the ground
August 18, 2023 at 9:47 PM