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an artistic attempt was made
-sliced peaches on sweetened cottage cheese, topped with a brown sugar/pecan filling (leftover from thanksgiving), and two dates
#foodsky
-sliced peaches on sweetened cottage cheese, topped with a brown sugar/pecan filling (leftover from thanksgiving), and two dates
#foodsky
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
an artistic attempt was made
-sliced peaches on sweetened cottage cheese, topped with a brown sugar/pecan filling (leftover from thanksgiving), and two dates
#foodsky
-sliced peaches on sweetened cottage cheese, topped with a brown sugar/pecan filling (leftover from thanksgiving), and two dates
#foodsky
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
my mom is prepping for her colonoscopy and she just sent me this message 🤢
luckily I was out of the house by the time this happened
luckily I was out of the house by the time this happened
![A text message reading ‘If it stinks in the house I’m sorry I puked and peed all the way to the toilet I have not[h]ing in my stomach now. I guess the the other end will hit soon! At least I wasn’t doing all three, peeing, puking and pooping all the way’](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wuceeve2utsp3rgpdn3c44m6/bafkreib4atnq24pa7hs3kx7iyxyx55bd65jr2vlza3gtirgl67dkz6jcjq@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
my mom is prepping for her colonoscopy and she just sent me this message 🤢
luckily I was out of the house by the time this happened
luckily I was out of the house by the time this happened
my mom’s gift is secured!!!
(and yes she did ask for an air fryer specifically. I know ppl are weird about getting women cooking/cleaning appliances on Christmas)
(and yes she did ask for an air fryer specifically. I know ppl are weird about getting women cooking/cleaning appliances on Christmas)
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
my mom’s gift is secured!!!
(and yes she did ask for an air fryer specifically. I know ppl are weird about getting women cooking/cleaning appliances on Christmas)
(and yes she did ask for an air fryer specifically. I know ppl are weird about getting women cooking/cleaning appliances on Christmas)
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO
minus something to go on the top, (which we’re going shopping for later) ✨tada!✨ Christmas tree!!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
minus something to go on the top, (which we’re going shopping for later) ✨tada!✨ Christmas tree!!!
it’s ✨all connected ✨
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it’s ✨all connected ✨
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
this is such a weird video but y’all needed to witness this cheese pull
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
this is such a weird video but y’all needed to witness this cheese pull
the church my family goes to has a cafe and this doesn’t taste a LICK like eggnog
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the church my family goes to has a cafe and this doesn’t taste a LICK like eggnog
come and get em!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
come and get em!!!
anyway, it’s this one
little mad at my mom because I didn’t think she’d actually spend $75 on it
little mad at my mom because I didn’t think she’d actually spend $75 on it
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
anyway, it’s this one
little mad at my mom because I didn’t think she’d actually spend $75 on it
little mad at my mom because I didn’t think she’d actually spend $75 on it
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
happy thanksgiving to my people that celebrate!!!
I feel like a brussel sprout
I feel like a brussel sprout
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
happy thanksgiving to my people that celebrate!!!
I feel like a brussel sprout
I feel like a brussel sprout
this is my shoe situation currently
because these jeans are too long and these are the only high heels I have, BUT they hurt the top of my feet
because these jeans are too long and these are the only high heels I have, BUT they hurt the top of my feet
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
this is my shoe situation currently
because these jeans are too long and these are the only high heels I have, BUT they hurt the top of my feet
because these jeans are too long and these are the only high heels I have, BUT they hurt the top of my feet
I saw this in Walgreens earlier and I’m convinced that I need to buy one and just carry it around in my purse to eat occasionally
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I saw this in Walgreens earlier and I’m convinced that I need to buy one and just carry it around in my purse to eat occasionally
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
all this shit in my car is seconds away from getting thrown in a dumpster
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
all this shit in my car is seconds away from getting thrown in a dumpster