NEAL.
@nealeffiness.bsky.social
Dad jokes. Working from home. Eat the rich.
fun-sized kit-kat wrappers should be easy to open
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
fun-sized kit-kat wrappers should be easy to open
enjoying the mild temps while the world continues to descend into chaos around me
August 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
enjoying the mild temps while the world continues to descend into chaos around me
what a time to be alive
July 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
what a time to be alive
when mom threatens to take away my n64:
July 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
when mom threatens to take away my n64:
".... it is 2025 and Lisa Murkowski is disappointed..."
July 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
".... it is 2025 and Lisa Murkowski is disappointed..."
Thank you, Animaniacs 🙏
July 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Thank you, Animaniacs 🙏
"SMUUURRRRFFFFFF!!!!"
July 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"SMUUURRRRFFFFFF!!!!"
i’m not sayin I’m just sayin
July 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i’m not sayin I’m just sayin
Folks, the Bear Cam is back, and we got some fuckin good ones already
June 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Folks, the Bear Cam is back, and we got some fuckin good ones already
gotta love the subcribeable block lists
June 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
gotta love the subcribeable block lists
also i just adore that he recreated all these album covers; now it just looks like he's been waiting for 20 years to hear whether you wanted the tuna on white or a slim #5
June 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
also i just adore that he recreated all these album covers; now it just looks like he's been waiting for 20 years to hear whether you wanted the tuna on white or a slim #5
"All they have is coleslaw? What about..."
June 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"All they have is coleslaw? What about..."
"... But seriously what do you want, I'm going now"
June 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"... But seriously what do you want, I'm going now"
when anyone emails me literally anything
June 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
when anyone emails me literally anything
uh oh i've been earworm'd
June 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
uh oh i've been earworm'd
This is funny for a lot of reasons but for me the primo shit is trying to plan a 5yo’s birthday party a week in advance and expecting anyone to actually show up
May 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is funny for a lot of reasons but for me the primo shit is trying to plan a 5yo’s birthday party a week in advance and expecting anyone to actually show up
mashing the button over and over while ugly-crying
May 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
mashing the button over and over while ugly-crying
