natasha, indestructible little fucker
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ex/future lurker | pirate brain rot | collector of black cats | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife 🏴☠️🏳️🌈
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For all the mfers who say workers just serve coffee, just deliver packages, just stock shelves, just clean rooms, just prep food, or just check in guests, remember this, they keep our communities running every day. And when they’re on a picket line, you respect it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For all the mfers who say workers just serve coffee, just deliver packages, just stock shelves, just clean rooms, just prep food, or just check in guests, remember this, they keep our communities running every day. And when they’re on a picket line, you respect it.
I’m not sure if a person ever gets over being ghosted by their best friend of 20 years. You’ll be going along fine for months and next thing you know you’re lying on the couch like a shell of a person, or like Ed in a bathtub, minus the hot blonde
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m not sure if a person ever gets over being ghosted by their best friend of 20 years. You’ll be going along fine for months and next thing you know you’re lying on the couch like a shell of a person, or like Ed in a bathtub, minus the hot blonde
My space heater keeps turning off after 30 seconds and I am a very grumpy office worker rn
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My space heater keeps turning off after 30 seconds and I am a very grumpy office worker rn
I don’t think we talk enough about how part of Stede’s midlife crisis was paying a bunch of people to be his friends
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I don’t think we talk enough about how part of Stede’s midlife crisis was paying a bunch of people to be his friends
AZ has so much awesome wildlife. In my urban neighborhood I regularly see javelinas, cottontails, bats, owls, hawks, coyotes. When I worked on the edge of town I saw roadrunners, quail, bobcats, gila monsters, tarantulas, all many of snakes. Oh, and I have a farm with cows a few blocks from my house
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
AZ Edition
1. Rattlesnake
2. Roadrunner
3. Coyote
4. Elk
5. Antelope
AZ Edition
1. Rattlesnake
2. Roadrunner
3. Coyote
4. Elk
5. Antelope
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Boar
Humpback whale
Bald eagle
Centipede *shudders*
Honu (green sea turtle)
Boar
Humpback whale
Bald eagle
Centipede *shudders*
Honu (green sea turtle)
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
AZ has so much awesome wildlife. In my urban neighborhood I regularly see javelinas, cottontails, bats, owls, hawks, coyotes. When I worked on the edge of town I saw roadrunners, quail, bobcats, gila monsters, tarantulas, all many of snakes. Oh, and I have a farm with cows a few blocks from my house
It’s me. If I put a book down for a week or two I forget the entire plot and every character and am completely lost. I do not have the memory to try to read multiple books at the same time. I can barely remember what’s happening in one book.
what do you MEAN y’all only read one book at a time
Left the novel I'm in the middle of at a friend's house... Which is a problem because today is a "snuggle up in bed early with a hot water bottle and a good book" evening. So I'm doing an extremely risky thing and... Starting to read... Another book... Despite being halfway through one already.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s me. If I put a book down for a week or two I forget the entire plot and every character and am completely lost. I do not have the memory to try to read multiple books at the same time. I can barely remember what’s happening in one book.
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When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
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This is my rescue turkey Colonel Williamson. He was a friend to everyone and passed away in his sleep in 2016 at the age of 10 years old. Like all turkids, he was the bestest bird buddy and a gentle soul.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is my rescue turkey Colonel Williamson. He was a friend to everyone and passed away in his sleep in 2016 at the age of 10 years old. Like all turkids, he was the bestest bird buddy and a gentle soul.
Ah yes, the crippling anxiety of having to people today, and wondering if it’s too late to politely back out and spend the entire day curled up in an anxiety ball on my couch
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ah yes, the crippling anxiety of having to people today, and wondering if it’s too late to politely back out and spend the entire day curled up in an anxiety ball on my couch
Gotta love a food recall on the biggest food holiday of the year 🙃
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Gotta love a food recall on the biggest food holiday of the year 🙃
Minus the turkey for me but yes, this. I just want my nana’s stuffing and mashed potatoes and some vegetables (i guess) smothered in vegan gravy that tastes like turkey gravy, please and thank you
Thanksgiving is the sole Food Oriented Holiday for which I have no interest in culinary creativity or novelty. I want turkey and stuffing and potatoes and green bean casserole and I want gravy on all of it.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Minus the turkey for me but yes, this. I just want my nana’s stuffing and mashed potatoes and some vegetables (i guess) smothered in vegan gravy that tastes like turkey gravy, please and thank you
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
I’ve made a huge mistake
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ve made a huge mistake
As someone who thinks all crustaceans are glorified cockroaches this is terrifying to me
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
As someone who thinks all crustaceans are glorified cockroaches this is terrifying to me
Pies ranked:
1. Chocolate peanut butter cake
2. Red velvet cake
3. Lemon chiffon cake
4. Tres leche cake
5. Tiramisu
6. Opera cake
7. Caramel pots de crème
8. Crème brûlée
9. Profiteroles
10. Sticky toffee pudding
11. Jello instant pudding
12. Plain vanilla ice cream
13. Fudgie the Whale
1. Chocolate peanut butter cake
2. Red velvet cake
3. Lemon chiffon cake
4. Tres leche cake
5. Tiramisu
6. Opera cake
7. Caramel pots de crème
8. Crème brûlée
9. Profiteroles
10. Sticky toffee pudding
11. Jello instant pudding
12. Plain vanilla ice cream
13. Fudgie the Whale
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Pies ranked:
1. Chocolate peanut butter cake
2. Red velvet cake
3. Lemon chiffon cake
4. Tres leche cake
5. Tiramisu
6. Opera cake
7. Caramel pots de crème
8. Crème brûlée
9. Profiteroles
10. Sticky toffee pudding
11. Jello instant pudding
12. Plain vanilla ice cream
13. Fudgie the Whale
1. Chocolate peanut butter cake
2. Red velvet cake
3. Lemon chiffon cake
4. Tres leche cake
5. Tiramisu
6. Opera cake
7. Caramel pots de crème
8. Crème brûlée
9. Profiteroles
10. Sticky toffee pudding
11. Jello instant pudding
12. Plain vanilla ice cream
13. Fudgie the Whale
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
Travel, sex, butter
Just gimme the butter, y’all can keep the rest
Just gimme the butter, y’all can keep the rest
Homosex, job, beach.
Yeah okay.
Yeah okay.
Beach
Butter
Vodka
😕
Butter
Vodka
😕
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Travel, sex, butter
Just gimme the butter, y’all can keep the rest
Just gimme the butter, y’all can keep the rest
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A local artist traded me some odd objects for some of my art. One was a soup bomb. I assumed ”bomb” meant it was for the bath, maybe a little vegetal. My mom LOVES baths.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A local artist traded me some odd objects for some of my art. One was a soup bomb. I assumed ”bomb” meant it was for the bath, maybe a little vegetal. My mom LOVES baths.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
Former astronaut whose wife survived an assassination attempt. If we could just get one of those in every state the Democratic Party would be set.
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Former astronaut whose wife survived an assassination attempt. If we could just get one of those in every state the Democratic Party would be set.
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The cute selfie trend was going around recently, but may I instead show you this cute photo my friend took c. 2008? Yes, I have had the same haircut and hair color for decades
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The cute selfie trend was going around recently, but may I instead show you this cute photo my friend took c. 2008? Yes, I have had the same haircut and hair color for decades
When I lived in Santa Cruz I worked at a restaurant in San Jose and I had to commute on a very windy mountain highway. My mom told me that if I was tired driving home I should drive in the middle of the lanes so I wouldn’t crash into the median or the mountain
Which in retrospect is terrible advice
Which in retrospect is terrible advice
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
When I lived in Santa Cruz I worked at a restaurant in San Jose and I had to commute on a very windy mountain highway. My mom told me that if I was tired driving home I should drive in the middle of the lanes so I wouldn’t crash into the median or the mountain
Which in retrospect is terrible advice
Which in retrospect is terrible advice
Hair metal will forever be the enemy
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hair metal will forever be the enemy
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Me as Carol five minutes into Pluribus
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me as Carol five minutes into Pluribus