Natalie Sparaccio
@natsparaccio.bsky.social
long islander in LA. photographer. what the fuck is up denny's.
Pinned
can’t believe his name is donald. what a fucking cartoon ass loser
i am tired of the government finding more and more and more ways to take my money!!!!!!! i’ve!! had!! enough!!!!!!
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i am tired of the government finding more and more and more ways to take my money!!!!!!! i’ve!! had!! enough!!!!!!
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texts from @natsparaccio.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
texts from @natsparaccio.bsky.social
fire aaron boone immediately
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
fire aaron boone immediately
if everyone on my street didn’t know before that a yankee fan lives here, they know now
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if everyone on my street didn’t know before that a yankee fan lives here, they know now
if you leave your yappy ass dog outside unattended for extended periods of time, you are a piece of shit
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if you leave your yappy ass dog outside unattended for extended periods of time, you are a piece of shit
this will go down as one of my favorite things anyone has ever said to me
woke up to this text from @natsparaccio.bsky.social and now i can't stop laughing
September 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this will go down as one of my favorite things anyone has ever said to me
what time is the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
what time is the rapture
going to make a list of every time in a day i do/want to quote billy madison
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
going to make a list of every time in a day i do/want to quote billy madison
happy birthday to the one and only @ihavethatonvinyl.com! i’m so lucky you’re my mom 🖤
August 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
happy birthday to the one and only @ihavethatonvinyl.com! i’m so lucky you’re my mom 🖤
was in new york for a fun-filled ten days and my favorite part was my nephews and my friends kids remembering me AND my name. gonna be riding this high until it happens again.
August 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
was in new york for a fun-filled ten days and my favorite part was my nephews and my friends kids remembering me AND my name. gonna be riding this high until it happens again.
love when people make an incomplete sentence starting with “because” and think they’re being poetic and deep when really THEY ARE MAKING NO FUCKING SENSE.
August 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
love when people make an incomplete sentence starting with “because” and think they’re being poetic and deep when really THEY ARE MAKING NO FUCKING SENSE.
in new york and someone just asked if i was “on line” and not “in line.” i love being amongst my people.
August 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
in new york and someone just asked if i was “on line” and not “in line.” i love being amongst my people.
may the love of someone who asks our social media followers to vote for us for America’s Favorite Couple never find me
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
may the love of someone who asks our social media followers to vote for us for America’s Favorite Couple never find me
coldplay’s first two albums are absolute bangers and i am not ashamed to admit that
July 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
coldplay’s first two albums are absolute bangers and i am not ashamed to admit that
baseball broadcasts are legally required to say “how about that” at least twice per game
July 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
baseball broadcasts are legally required to say “how about that” at least twice per game
got sick five times in three months, which is unreasonably strange for me. burnt tf out, i guess. used up all of my PTO after the third time, and had all these unexpected copays, so i am pretty financially behind. if anyone has a lil to spare for lil me in these trying times, venmo is natsparaccio 🙃
June 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
got sick five times in three months, which is unreasonably strange for me. burnt tf out, i guess. used up all of my PTO after the third time, and had all these unexpected copays, so i am pretty financially behind. if anyone has a lil to spare for lil me in these trying times, venmo is natsparaccio 🙃
i love watching dodgers/padres game with the windows open and really claiming my position as the only padres fan on my street
June 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i love watching dodgers/padres game with the windows open and really claiming my position as the only padres fan on my street
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my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
i really love that the lighting of the bathroom is such a consistently important detail of mookie’s injury
June 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i really love that the lighting of the bathroom is such a consistently important detail of mookie’s injury
sports? never heard of her
June 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sports? never heard of her
i accidentally wrote “may 50th” as today’s date. and honestly, that feels correct.
May 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i accidentally wrote “may 50th” as today’s date. and honestly, that feels correct.
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so @natsparaccio.bsky.social is at the yanks/angels game and when ben rice hit the homer, she stood up and yelled THAT'S MY SON
May 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
so @natsparaccio.bsky.social is at the yanks/angels game and when ben rice hit the homer, she stood up and yelled THAT'S MY SON
good morning, new york islanders fans, how are we feeling?
May 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
good morning, new york islanders fans, how are we feeling?