My dogs, if elected, would absolutely trade state secrets for belly-rubs.

Once. Just one time…

Don’t pardon the turkey.

#HappyThanksgiving

BREAKING: Incoming Presidential administration outraged to find cars reliant upon “trans” mission.

Horse and carriage industry to receive “massive tax subsidies” according to insider.

#News #AutoNews #politics

DEMOCRATS VOW TO “TOTALLY DO SOMETHING THIS TIME.

MAYBE.”

#Gaetz #EthicsReport #DoNothing #News

SPIRIT AIRLINES FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY:

All remaining flights will now include the mandatory “Thanks For Nothing” fee.

#Spirit #Airlines #Bankruptcy #FeeYaLater

“MORNING SCHMOES TRADE SELF-RESPECT FOR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
Hosts declare it to be the bargain of the century”

#News #MorningJoe #Trump