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yes: coffee. records. fast cars.
no: requests.
started watching alien: earth, and man, the lost boys are the best.
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve put off finishing Yakuza Kiwami 2 due to dreading playing Yakuza 3 on its dated engine. That said, the Yakuza Kiwami 3 announcement the other week was such a welcome surprise.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
outkast’s “prototype”, but covered by mcgruff the crime dog.
October 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Imagine sitting outside your therapist’s office waiting for your appointment, and you just hear muffled through the door “BITCH, I *AM* PAGLIACCI”
October 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
been watching ozark. just got to the “hey wyatt, what the actual fuck?” portion of the series.
September 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
cast ray romano and brad garrett in a pixar film.
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
fuck you, alien: resurrection rips ass.
September 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
does the existence of big thunder mountain railroad infer the existence of a little thunder mountain railroad?
September 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
in aliens, y’all think the alien queen was just, like, doomscrolling on her phone during the elevator ride up to the surface?
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
anyways, the naked gun is a fantastic salve for the wound that is going into f1 summer break knowing that ferrari’s got an absolute shitbox that’s destroying the souls of its drivers and the scuderia at large. sigh, forza.
August 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The Naked Gun reminds me that the social media-era of comedy has been so focused on doing bits that we’d forgotten about just plain gags. Boy, does it feel good to sit in a movie theatre and see some honest to goodness gags.
August 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
another palou perfect sunday. what a thing to watch.

#indycar
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it’s entirely way too early for ferrari-tinged sighs of disappointment.

#f1
July 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it’s justin mcelroy cookie day.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
imagining the conversational dissonance when i tell people about the different parts of spa francorchamps when i provide obnoxiously french pronunciations of “la source” and “raidillon eau rouge” and just plainly say the phrase “bus stop chicane” with the most boring standard american accent.
July 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
please don’t talk to me about formula 1 this week, at least not in person. i’m only going to pronounce “circuit de spa-francorchamps” in increasingly obnoxious ways, not because it’s bougie but because it’s right.
July 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
young singers need to learn that they don’t need to always put so much sauce on the biscuit. sometimes a straight delivery showcases the voice more than a constant run. a vocal run is effective as an exclamation point. if everything ends in an exclamation point, every statement loses its impact.
July 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
lex luthor out here playing battleship while everyone else is playing checkers.
July 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
not in love with this trend of folks reacting to movies that have a ton of studio logos at the beginning. like, films aren’t getting any cheaper. cinema costs money, and if you want to avoid the generative AI menace, it’s gonna take a lot of studios to make the dream happen.
July 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
for some reason that I cannot put my finger on, Wolfenstein: The New Order is a wildly satisfying game to play right now.
July 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like how Craig Robinson seems like the kind of actor who has the most comfort saying a word like “titties”
July 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
May 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
of all the things, it’s the sacking of christian horner that has totally messed with me spending too much time on social media.
July 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ZAK BROWN GONNA ARRIVE AT SPA WITH A NEW DUMBASS TATTOO FOR THIS UNPRECEDENTED W.
July 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM