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Nathan Bransford
@nathanbransford.com
Author of How to Write a Novel and the Jacob Wonderbar series. Blogging holdout. Reach out to me for help with your book!

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Tron: Ares (2025)
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Football is bad and no one should watch it.
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
LA: “Guys what’s this water falling from the sky anyone know what this is?”
June 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every interview I read with independent voters makes me feel like I've been smashed in the face with a skillet.
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy #WeNeedDiverseBooksDay! I'm reading Ned Blackhawk's THE REDISCOVERY OF AMERICA because it's important to understand how we got here and the unsung heroes who have fought for a better tomorrow. Support @weneeddiversebooks.bsky.social here: www.diversebooks.org/support
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you need a pick-me-up this week I highly recommend canceling your Amazon Prime. Tastes great, refreshing, five stars!!
April 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today in dystopian advertising: fans in Munich wearing white cloaks and hats to make the T-Mobile logo.
March 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I asked ChatGPT to create a scrimshaw image of Joelinton scoring a goal against a sea monster and probably wiped out a rainforest in the process.
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
March 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
With all due respect to Jeanette Winterson, who's a wonderful writer, I don't need to look at alien poop to understand that human poop stinks.
March 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Spoiler, but the writing is dogshit.
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Okay Bluesky's Discover feed officially understands me.
December 12, 2024 at 5:23 PM
We're like ten years away from A.I. human printers churning out indistinguishable new tech bros aren't we
November 26, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I'm going to need to see a chart with the percentage of Americans who understand what percentages mean.
November 26, 2024 at 4:35 PM
It pains me to report that the #brands are still at it on Threads
November 22, 2024 at 6:18 AM
When you're what's on the menu.
November 17, 2024 at 9:24 PM
The trolls on X are starving. Will no one think of the trolls.
November 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Trump is going to win the popular vote by a smaller margin than Hillary in 2016.
November 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
What kind of self-respecting Sith Lord pimps himself out for Christmas
November 10, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If you live in LA (or even if you don’t) you are seriously missing out if you haven’t tried Birria Master tacos in East Pasadena
September 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time, Andreessen Horowitz... www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
July 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Me standing next to my Twitter account.
July 6, 2023 at 8:29 AM