nathaliegaylime.bsky.social
@nathaliegaylime.bsky.social
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I WANT ALL THE DISPATCH GIRLS TO WORKPLACE VIOLATE ME
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'm like Dexter but for manipulative people
September 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*Person who greets me with snogging gifs*
*Person who finishes every message with "I love you"*
*Person who drew me a picture for my birthday*
Me: "Wow, all these people must secretly hate me"
September 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Felt too self-conscious saying it was my birthday so tried to be subtle and cryptic, instead just came across arrogant and self-centred. Think 2 and a half hours is a new record for me ruining my own birthday
August 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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the trick to not getting eaten by preds is to make puns so bad they spit you back out offended
March 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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panty tf but they cant remember which ones you were
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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the healing power of fat girltummy knows no limits
February 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM