Nathaniel H
@nateswhisper89.bsky.social
Ex Twitter fiend. Millennial. Mid 30's. Queer. Safe person. He/they. Cat Dad. Liberal snowflake.
I bought one green dress for a 2 night only event and now I’ve seen half a zillion green dresses since
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I bought one green dress for a 2 night only event and now I’ve seen half a zillion green dresses since
Not to be that person but do I pay for prime if my 2 day shipping is now a week.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Not to be that person but do I pay for prime if my 2 day shipping is now a week.
What do you mean wine isn’t an appropriate bedside beverage
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
What do you mean wine isn’t an appropriate bedside beverage
It's wild to know that a shirt that did not fit me in September now fits comfortably 3 months later. Sometimes it's hard to realize how much weight I'm losing but holy shit.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's wild to know that a shirt that did not fit me in September now fits comfortably 3 months later. Sometimes it's hard to realize how much weight I'm losing but holy shit.
I can't stop thinking about deviled eggs.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I can't stop thinking about deviled eggs.
I've been sitting here on my laptop squinting and my glasses were lying beside me. If this is any indication I should be asleep i don't know what is.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I've been sitting here on my laptop squinting and my glasses were lying beside me. If this is any indication I should be asleep i don't know what is.
Petty people. Be mad. Work a shit ass job. Never me
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Petty people. Be mad. Work a shit ass job. Never me
Toxic jobs be gone
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Toxic jobs be gone
I’m not following my horoscope anymore because sometimes they freak me out and I don’t want what’s predicted
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’m not following my horoscope anymore because sometimes they freak me out and I don’t want what’s predicted
My proudest work will always be that all 4 of my cats do the behaviors cats do when they feel content, happy and safe
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My proudest work will always be that all 4 of my cats do the behaviors cats do when they feel content, happy and safe
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My house has two cleaning modes…
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My house has two cleaning modes…
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
Company is coming
and
There seems to have been a struggle
My dishwasher broke and I had to wash all my Thanksgiving dishes by hand. I can’t say that handwashing dishes was missed
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My dishwasher broke and I had to wash all my Thanksgiving dishes by hand. I can’t say that handwashing dishes was missed
I’ve reached the age where I’m sitting on the couch and I need a back pillow a neck pillow and a blanket
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ve reached the age where I’m sitting on the couch and I need a back pillow a neck pillow and a blanket
We truly do not need to see how you move your elf on the shelf every day until Christmas
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
We truly do not need to see how you move your elf on the shelf every day until Christmas
I have always been a Jennifer Lopez fan until she whined and complained about having to share the Super Bowl, and I just want whatever piece of delusional pie she’s having. Like girl you’re not the solo headliner pop girlie you think you are
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I have always been a Jennifer Lopez fan until she whined and complained about having to share the Super Bowl, and I just want whatever piece of delusional pie she’s having. Like girl you’re not the solo headliner pop girlie you think you are
Hosted Friendsgiving and it was my first time hosting something like that. Only other gathering I’ve had was my 21st birthday
I am just so grateful to those who show up for me time and again and allow me to trust them and love them and they love me.
I am just so grateful to those who show up for me time and again and allow me to trust them and love them and they love me.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Hosted Friendsgiving and it was my first time hosting something like that. Only other gathering I’ve had was my 21st birthday
I am just so grateful to those who show up for me time and again and allow me to trust them and love them and they love me.
I am just so grateful to those who show up for me time and again and allow me to trust them and love them and they love me.
There’s something gloriously beautiful about winter that almost makes me wish I didn’t hate it so much
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
There’s something gloriously beautiful about winter that almost makes me wish I didn’t hate it so much
There’s another side to “you say it best, when you say nothing at all” that we just don’t talk about
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
There’s another side to “you say it best, when you say nothing at all” that we just don’t talk about
It’s my luck that my dishwasher goes kaput during thanksgiving week.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It’s my luck that my dishwasher goes kaput during thanksgiving week.
I think my 3 best girlfriends could surprise me and my hatred of surprises would dissipate. I miss them so much.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I think my 3 best girlfriends could surprise me and my hatred of surprises would dissipate. I miss them so much.
I want this new opportunity to happen for me. It could open so many doors for me.
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I want this new opportunity to happen for me. It could open so many doors for me.
Forget energy drinks I need energy jolts
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Forget energy drinks I need energy jolts
“I like to keep a good working relationship with her” aka you kiss ass
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“I like to keep a good working relationship with her” aka you kiss ass
I’m tired of stressing things so deeply it makes me ill.
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m tired of stressing things so deeply it makes me ill.
I love watching people eat shit on their stairs and (not so) secretly thanking god I don’t have them
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I love watching people eat shit on their stairs and (not so) secretly thanking god I don’t have them